Re: My Balls Hurt!

Tony <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.dss.hack
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Anonymous wrote:
> On 3/23/2024 12:51 PM, Tony wrote:
>> Unknown wrote:
>>> On 3/17/2024 6:36 PM, Tony wrote:
>>>> Anonymous wrote:
>>>>> I was trying to fix my football card, and the unlooper caught on 
>>>>> fire, fell in my lap, and my balls got seared. Now I got no TV, and 
>>>>> black balls. Help !!!!
>>>>
>>>> I'm still working on that one. That cheap shit from China always 
>>>> seems to be the cause of everything.
>>>
>>> Thats easy for you to say, your scrotum isnt charred. Whaaaaa!
>>
>>   You was Chinked by one of those Made in China products and where is 
>> all that restitution money from China for killing everyone during 
>> Covid? Add one set of charred balls to the list that China has to pay.
> 
> Yes China and Obama created Covid. Thats a given. I need restitution, 
> whom do I contact in China
> for charred scrotum payment? I think 5 million USD is suitable. In the 
> meantime, I have
> damaged testicles and pain radiating to my bunghole. China, step up and 
> pay me.
> My balls and anus thank you.
> 

I'm thinking of the mechanics working on these electric cars who also 
GOTZ their balls singed. No wonder the mechanics like the gas powered 
cars. Those Chinks better cough up the bread, dough or money because 
I'll just lie and say I had Covid and GETZ free money.
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