Tony-Balls Are Injured!

Anonymouse <[email protected]>
Newsgroups alt.dss.hack
Organization usenet-news.net
Message-ID <[email protected]> 
Tony, I tried to unloop a P5 in my old Mikobu card reader, and it 
shorted out, sparks were flying, and my pants were on fire. My testicles 
got a bit singed, and turned red and swollen. Now they are purple, and 
look like a giant grape. I need scrotum salve. The Mikobu unlooper is 
ruined. Now I got no TV and burnt balls. I will get a antenna and tie it 
to a tree, and watch local OTA bullshit. No more satellite tv for me. 
Owwwww my balls hurt.
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