Re: solution to border crisis

NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 09:35:38 -0700, % wrote:

> jojo wrote:
>> % wrote:
>>> jojo wrote:
>>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>>> NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 14:41:26 +0000, jojo
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>>>>> NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 14:28:12 +0000,
>>>>>>> jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Doc Hammerslack wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> NOTICE: The DOCTOR is ON...at Tue, 25 Feb 2025 06:18:06 -0700,
>>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> KWills wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 25 Feb 2025 12:34:31 +0000, [email protected] (Mr
>>>>>>>>>>>> Ön!on)
>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Der Kommissar <[email protected]> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Once upon a time, on or about Tue, 25 Feb 2025 07:28:24
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> +0200,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> marston shores allegedly stated the following, and is
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> solely responsible for its content:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MAGA!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MAGA!On 2/21/2025 5:49 PM, jojo wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MAGA!> he was so mud MAGA!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> MAGA! LIAR! Jesus was WHITE. You need to get to Rev. Larson
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to have him MAGA! remove your demons. They make you lie
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about Jesus and his race.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I seen pichurs.  He white.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> He does have quite a good tan though;
>>>>>>>>>>>>> good hair too, in a hippy kind of way.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Kryten: With respect sir, you think Jesus was a hippie.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Rimmer: Well, he was. He had long hair and he didn't have a
>>>>>>>>>>>> job.
>>>>>>>>>>>> What more do you want?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> he had a job he worked at his father's carpentry shop
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> True, and he also might have had an avocation.  (Details are
>>>>>>>>>> vague...)
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> i'd like to be vague
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> ya ya yayayayay vague. JUST SAY IT LIKE A MAN!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Have you ever been the cover girl for _Vague_ magazine?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> i am not a girl so i cant be a cover girl. i can show them my penis
>>>>>> and they can take a photo of it... i dont mind.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus F. Christ -- you could have riffed on the _Vague_ thing, but
>>>>> instead, you whip out your weener and start waving it around the
>>>>> 'froup.
>>>>>
>>>>> "Are you crazy?  Is that your problem?"
>>>>>
>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxFgZdhF9dQ
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> well just let it mature, i dont want it in its natural state, its too
>>>> small. there are plenty of ways to make it big.
>>>>
>>> try putting it up your bum
>> 
>> it wont reach.
>> 
> move your bum closer

Careful...he's liable to try it, propelling him into -- and bouncing
him off of -- the wall.

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