Re: Ellen DeGeneres Has Reportedly Left The U.S. For Good Following Trump Win

Doofus <[email protected]> Tue, 26 Nov 2024 05:02:07 +0100
Newsgroups alt.fan.ellen-degeneres,alt.total-loser,rec.arts.tv,sac.politics,talk.politics.guns,uk.politics.misc
Message-ID <[email protected]>
In <[email protected]> BTR1701 wrote:
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> On Nov 25, 2024 at 12:07:38 PM PST, "moviePig" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>> On 11/25/2024 1:01 PM, BTR1701 wrote:
>>>  On Nov 25, 2024 at 9:55:01 AM PST, "moviePig" <[email protected]> wrote:
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>>>>  On 11/25/2024 7:22 AM, NoBody wrote:
>>>>>    On Sun, 24 Nov 2024 12:29:28 -0500, moviePig <[email protected]>
>>>>>    wrote:
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>>>>>>    On 11/24/2024 10:14 AM, NoBody wrote:
>>>>>>>    On Sat, 23 Nov 2024 12:24:22 -0500, moviePig <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>    wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>    On 11/23/2024 9:38 AM, NoBody wrote:
>>>>>>>>>    On Fri, 22 Nov 2024 04:30:41 -0500, Ubiquitous <[email protected]>
>>>>>>>>>    wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>    In article <[email protected]>, [email protected] wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>    The former talk show host and her wife, actor Portia de Rossi, have
>>>>>>>>>>>    reportedly left the country, putting their Montecito, California, estate
>>>>>>>>>>>    on the market. Sources told The Wrap and TMZ the couple’s departure was
>>>>>>>>>>>    directly related to Vice President Kamala Harris losing her bid for the
>>>>>>>>>>>    White House.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>    I have to give her credit for following through on a threat, but I have to
>>>>>>>>>>    wonder how much is to avoid being around when they open the Epstein files.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>    Don't let the door hit ya in the *ss on the way out.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>    So, if she stays she's "all talk", and if she goes it's "good riddance".
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>    Well, I suppose that's a very *thorough* analysis...
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>    You're welcome to offer a more in depth analysis of your own but
>>>>>>>    sometimes the simple answers do the job.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>    I'll just summarize yours: Once she says she'll leave, she's doomed...
>>>>>
>>>>>    Uh...what?
>>>>
>>>>  She said she'd leave if Trump won.  Trump won, she left.  Stop bitching.
>>>
>>>  What you seem to perceive as bitching is just us laughing our asses off at
>>>  her.
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>> Reattach your ass and tell me what's funny about her simple transaction.
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> Trying to explain jokes to the humorless is always a losing proposition.

They gotta be bright enough to get the joke in the first place.