PHP support for witless corporations

I'm tyring to sneak PHP into my company. Everybody wants to go with .NET, 
but, having used both, I think technically PHP is a better choice. My task 
here is to convince management to get away from .NET. Nobody wants to hear 
that support is free, with loads of easy-to-find documentation, request for 
bugfixes, and THE FREAKIN' SOURCE CODE!!! They'd rather purchase support 
..... so .... is there anywhere I can BUY support for PHP? Thanks for the 
help, and anything I should tell management to satisfy them would be 
helpful.

Thanks,
lackluter

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