Re: [PHP] Introduction ... !

[email protected] (Tedd Sperling)
Newsgroups php.general
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On Mar 2, 2013, at 2:20 PM, tamouse mailing lists <[email protected]> wrote:
> See, you can't really call yourself old until that's pooping and cramping...

That reminds me -- a couple of my older friends and I were discussing getting old.

One friend said "At 8:00 am I have a terrible time taking a poop."

My other friend said -- "At 8:00 am my problem is taking a piss."

I replied -- "At 8:00 am I crap like a goose and piss like a race hoarse."

Both friends said: "That doesn't sound bad -- what's the problem?"

I told them "Yeah, but I wake up at 9:00 am."

Cheers,

tedd

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