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En op 11 september 2002 sprak Amir "my hero" Karger:
> I seem to be remarkably consistent in these contests.
> No matter which of the super golfers sit out in a
> particular month, I always end up between 11 and 20th
> rank overall. <some tortoise-rambling snipped here>
> Anyway, Andrew, I'm sure you wouldn't be mocking me ...
Amir, before tpr05a, you had flogged me four times in a row!
Only lack of a top ten finish is stopping you from leaping up
the money list. So I would not dare to mock you. On the contrary,
I am a great admirer of your rock-solid all-around game.
And, most important for me, your post-mortem comments and
solutions are always instructive and entertaining.
> Speaking of all those hours, I've been wondering: do
> most of the other golfers spend a huge number of hours
> on each hole? If so, how many of you folks have life
> partners who misguidedly consider themselves, their
> children, and your eyeballs more important than Perl?
Unlike the floridly decorated yet macho psychoanalyst Dr Shampoo,
I am not professionally qualified in this area. Yet I firmly
believe that spending more time than you can afford on golf
is classic addictive behaviour, similar to gambling, drug, food
or sex addiction. I plead guilty to addictive behaviour and
can heartily recommend Dr Shampoo's new and improved intensive
therapy treatment (three sessions for just $199.99, money-back
guarantee). BTW, my wife has banned me from playing golf.
/-\ndrew