Re: A tortoise-rambling email

--- [email protected] wrote:
> En op 11 september 2002 sprak Amir "my hero" Karger:
> 
> Amir, before tpr05a, you had flogged me four times
> in a row!

Oh, I see. You cheated by golfing before TPR1.

> Only lack of a top ten finish is stopping you from
> leaping up
> the money list.

Wow, I wish I were as optimistic as you.

> And, most important for me, your post-mortem
> comments and
> solutions are always instructive and entertaining.

[blush]

If there's one thing I know I'm good at, it's
verbosity. Too bad we can't have Perl anti-golf.

[my comments snipped because Yahoomail does horrible
things to >>'s]

> Unlike the floridly decorated yet macho
> psychoanalyst Dr Shampoo,

Yanick's from Florida?

> I am not professionally qualified in this area. Yet
> I firmly
> believe that spending more time than you can afford
> on golf
> is classic addictive behaviour, similar to gambling,
> drug, food
> or sex addiction.

No kidding. I'm just waiting for the MRI studies to
prove it.

> I plead guilty to addictive
> behaviour and
> can heartily recommend Dr Shampoo's new and improved
> intensive
> therapy treatment (three sessions for just $199.99,
> money-back
> guarantee).

Does it involve ostriches?

> BTW, my wife has banned me from playing
> golf.

Luckily, a pen and a piece of paper are easier to hide
at the dinner table than a set of golf clubs.

-Amir

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