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If you have a stiff dick I have a lubed butthole.
Fri, 14 May 2021 22:24:37 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Fri, 14 May 2021 23:09:40 +0200You got a penis, I'll puff it.
Fri, 14 May 2021 21:50:43 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Fri, 14 May 2021 21:58:58 +0200Will suck cock for food (and Dr.) money. I got the clap again.
Fri, 14 May 2021 20:45:40 +0100Hey guys! I'll eat you for lunch anywhere you want.
Fri, 14 May 2021 20:39:32 +0100Friday is for faggots! Like me.
Fri, 14 May 2021 20:34:32 +0100I got my boy booty glasses on. Looking for boy booty.
Fri, 14 May 2021 20:24:31 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Fri, 14 May 2021 18:43:41 +0200I will suck your cock and let you suck mine.
Fri, 14 May 2021 16:09:21 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet! LOL
Fri, 14 May 2021 15:56:36 +0200Manbutt in a miniskirt. You know you want some.
Fri, 14 May 2021 12:34:14 +0100Double-sided crotchless panties. Your penis wants the back side.
Fri, 14 May 2021 12:09:13 +0100I can take my dentures out for a less biting experience. Meth not good for teeth.
Fri, 14 May 2021 12:04:13 +0100Available to suck peeders until 11:30 tonight.
Fri, 14 May 2021 11:54:13 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Fri, 14 May 2021 10:15:13 +0200You know you want to. Stick your pole in my oozing butthole.
Thu, 13 May 2021 23:50:17 +0100I can dish it out too! Need your booty dick stirred?
Thu, 13 May 2021 23:40:16 +0100Want to watch your husband invade my butthole?
Thu, 13 May 2021 23:40:16 +0100Hey guys! I got my new dress on but I'm wearing panties.
Thu, 13 May 2021 23:35:16 +0100Oh! There's a bunch of BOYS!
Thu, 13 May 2021 01:24:19 +0100Cum spots on my dress.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:59:18 +0100Waiting at the bus stop. Uber refused to come pick me up.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:59:18 +0100Uh oh, I have a crisco leak.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:59:18 +0100Going to have to order a bigger butt plug.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:59:18 +0100Standing by the bus window lifting my dress and waving my penis at people.
Thu, 13 May 2021 01:04:18 +0100Going to get off at Big Henry's Dildo Emporium.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:54:18 +0100Suck a peeder!
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:44:17 +0100Don't beat your meat! Let me have it.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:39:17 +0100Sucked off four full cocks already today.
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:34:17 +0100Some old guy called me a "faggot!" I replied, "Thanks for the compliment!"
Thu, 13 May 2021 00:24:16 +0100Sucked off four full cocks already today.
Wed, 12 May 2021 23:59:15 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Wed, 12 May 2021 22:25:14 +0200Hey guys! I'm wearing a miniskirt and no panties today.
Wed, 12 May 2021 21:14:08 +0100Putting some crisco in my butthole before I go out.
Wed, 12 May 2021 20:54:07 +0100I'm still pissed at AMTRAK.
Wed, 12 May 2021 19:14:03 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Wed, 12 May 2021 20:14:57 +0200Getting ready to go to the Lutheran school and look at the boys.
Wed, 12 May 2021 18:59:02 +0100I'm a cock sucker. That's what I do best.
Wed, 12 May 2021 18:59:02 +0100T-Ball practice is already over.
Wed, 12 May 2021 01:38:20 +0100Have I ever mentioned that I like sucking cocks?
Wed, 12 May 2021 01:33:20 +0100Going to get a sandwich and suck dick at Subway.
Tue, 11 May 2021 23:38:13 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Wed, 12 May 2021 00:30:11 +0200A conductor is kicking me off the train!
Tue, 11 May 2021 23:18:13 +0100Subway has public restrooms too.
Tue, 11 May 2021 23:08:13 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Tue, 11 May 2021 23:54:14 +0200Uber here I cum!
Tue, 11 May 2021 22:43:11 +0100Screw you AMTRAK! I'll suck dick anywhere I want!
Tue, 11 May 2021 22:38:11 +0100I will never ride on AMTRAK again.
Tue, 11 May 2021 22:28:10 +0100On my knees sucking peeder on the AMTRAK!
Tue, 11 May 2021 21:48:09 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Tue, 11 May 2021 21:56:57 +0200Gurls DO have penises!
Tue, 11 May 2021 20:48:06 +0100Re: Loose Sphincter, the Unhappily Married Gay nazitard, Keeps Living out his GAYNESS on Usenet!
Tue, 11 May 2021 21:24:33 +0200Going to suck some major dick today.
Tue, 11 May 2021 20:03:04 +0100May have to start wearing a buttplug all the time.
Tue, 11 May 2021 19:58:04 +0100Donuts and a DICK!
Tue, 11 May 2021 19:38:03 +0100Re: earthy brews in the pacific northwest
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Thu, 1 Oct 2020 15:21:55 -0700Re: Coffee linked to lower body fat in women
Wed, 30 Sep 2020 14:25:04 +0000 (UTC)Re: I miss the old alt.coffee
Wed, 2 Sep 2020 10:33:42 -0700Re: Supporters raise over $60G for Starbucks barista blasted by a retarded 'Karen' attempting to flout mask mandate
Sun, 28 Jun 2020 03:32:56 +0200 (CEST)Misguided fools raise over $60G for Starbucks queer blasted by 'Karen' attempting to flout illegal mask mandate
Sun, 28 Jun 2020 03:04:46 +0200 (CEST)Starbucks bans employees from wearing Black Lies Matter nigger attire
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 22:33:50 +0200 (CEST)Left wing turd Starbucks takes an ass-fucking amid $3.2 billion loss
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 20:48:02 +0200 (CEST)Coffee linked to lower body fat in women
Thu, 14 May 2020 10:43:22 -0300the sheep that has rabies gives rabies to the whole herd
Sat, 16 May 2020 14:11:29 +0200 (CEST)
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