Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup,alt.1d |
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| Organization | of Kamilot |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 11.10.2022 22.38, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 10.10.2022 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>>> >>>>>> BeH >>>>> >>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>>> this story develops... >>>>> >>>> 2 that you know of... >>> >>> Yes of course. We are a serious news outfit, we don't deal in >>> rumours. We call it analysis... >>> >> Just like Fox news and CNN. >> I may stay up to see the film at 11. > > You really should. Lets just hope it doesn't get pre-empted by some > even more breaking news such as a celebrity saying something stupid or > a sink-hole in Florida. > OOOOOOH! A sink hole!