Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 12.10.2022 13.34, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 11.10.2022 22.38, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 10.10.2022 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> BeH >>>>>> >>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>>>> this story develops... >>>>>> >>>>> 2 that you know of... >>>> >>>> Yes of course. We are a serious news outfit, we don't deal in >>>> rumours. We call it analysis... >>>> >>> Just like Fox news and CNN. >>> I may stay up to see the film at 11. >> >> You really should. Lets just hope it doesn't get pre-empted by some >> even more breaking news such as a celebrity saying something stupid or >> a sink-hole in Florida. >> > OOOOOOH! A sink hole! > Dammit! There goes my ratings... stupid floridians. BeH