DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: > On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching sounds from >>> the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no interest in the >>> delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully arranged on the mousetrap. >>> >> >> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is about >> four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >> >> BeH > > We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in my > house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as this story > develops... > > BeH This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there again today. Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a childrens song out of this... BeH