Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup,alt.1d |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 12.10.2022 13.34, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 11.10.2022 22.38, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 10.10.2022 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown >>>>>>>>> no interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats >>>>>>>>> tastefully arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average >>>>>>>> is about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it >>>>>>>> happens. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> BeH >>>>>>> >>>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse >>>>>>> in my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More >>>>>>> as this story develops... >>>>>>> >>>>>> 2 that you know of... >>>>> >>>>> Yes of course. We are a serious news outfit, we don't deal in >>>>> rumours. We call it analysis... >>>>> >>>> Just like Fox news and CNN. >>>> I may stay up to see the film at 11. >>> >>> You really should. Lets just hope it doesn't get pre-empted by some >>> even more breaking news such as a celebrity saying something stupid >>> or a sink-hole in Florida. >>> >> OOOOOOH! A sink hole! >> > Dammit! There goes my ratings... stupid floridians. > It's hard to compete with a sinkhole. We've had a couple in town over the last few years. Who knew that if you excavate all the earth from under a roadway, that the road will collapse?