Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching sounds >>>> from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no interest >>>> in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully arranged on >>>> the mousetrap. >>>> >>> >>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>> >>> BeH >> >> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in my >> house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as this >> story develops... >> >> BeH > > This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as > two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the > noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there > again today. > > Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a > childrens song out of this... > Oh yeah? The only one that comes to mind is Three Blind Mice.