Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

On 13.10.2022 14.03, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 12.10.2022 13.34, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On 11.10.2022 22.38, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 10.10.2022 15.41, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching
>>>>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown
>>>>>>>>>> no interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats
>>>>>>>>>> tastefully arranged on the mousetrap.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average
>>>>>>>>> is about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it
>>>>>>>>> happens.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse
>>>>>>>> in my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More
>>>>>>>> as this story develops...
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> 2 that you know of...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes of course. We are a serious news outfit, we don't deal in
>>>>>> rumours. We call it analysis...
>>>>>>
>>>>> Just like Fox news and CNN.
>>>>> I may stay up to see the film at 11.
>>>>
>>>> You really should. Lets just hope it doesn't get pre-empted by some
>>>> even more breaking news such as a celebrity saying something stupid
>>>> or a sink-hole in Florida.
>>>>
>>> OOOOOOH! A sink hole!
>>>
>> Dammit! There goes my ratings... stupid floridians.
>>
> 
> It's hard to compete with a sinkhole. We've had a couple in town over
> the last few years. Who knew that if you excavate all the earth from
> under a roadway, that the road will collapse?

Well, certainly not city planners. They aren't even in the same 
department as the hole-digging planners.

BeH