Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

On 13.10.2022 14.03, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching sounds
>>>>> from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no interest
>>>>> in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully arranged on
>>>>> the mousetrap.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is
>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens.
>>>>
>>>> BeH
>>>
>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in my
>>> house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as this
>>> story develops...
>>>
>>> BeH
>>
>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as
>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the
>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there
>> again today.
>>
>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a
>> childrens song out of this...
>>
> 
> Oh yeah?
> The only one that comes to mind is Three Blind Mice.

There's the one from that Agatha Christie novel that I can't remember 
right now. Counting down from 10 I think. (Once for each murder - in the 
novel, not the song.)