Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote:
> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching sounds from
>>>> the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no interest in the
>>>> delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully arranged on the mousetrap.
>>>>
>>>
>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is about
>>> four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens.
>>>
>>> BeH
>>
>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in my
>> house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as this story
>> develops...
>>
>> BeH
> 
> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as two
> more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the noises
> heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there again today.
> 
> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a childrens
> song out of this...
> 
> BeH

We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found dead - 
bringing the total to six.
According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke anonymously 
because they had no business speaking to reporters in the first place, 
authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer is responsible.
Time to panic.

BeH