Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 13.10.2022 14.03, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>> >>>>> BeH >>>> >>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>> this story develops... >>>> >>>> BeH >>> >>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as >>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the >>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there >>> again today. >>> >>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a >>> childrens song out of this... >>> >> >> Oh yeah? >> The only one that comes to mind is Three Blind Mice. > > There's the one from that Agatha Christie novel that I can't remember > right now. Counting down from 10 I think. (Once for each murder - in > the novel, not the song.) > > I don't think I've ever actually read any of her books. I've seen all the Poirot and Miss Marple shows.