Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:

> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote:
>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching
>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no
>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully
>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is
>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens.
>>>>
>>>> BeH
>>>
>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in
>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as
>>> this story develops...
>>>
>>> BeH
>> 
>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as
>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the
>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there
>> again today. 
>> 
>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a
>> childrens song out of this...
>> 
>> BeH
> 
> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found dead
> - bringing the total to six.
> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke
> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in the
> first place, authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer is
> responsible. Time to panic.
> 
The butler did it.