Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 13.10.2022 14.03, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>>> >>>>>> BeH >>>>> >>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>>> this story develops... >>>>> >>>>> BeH >>>> >>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as >>>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the >>>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there >>>> again today. >>>> >>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a >>>> childrens song out of this... >>>> >>> >>> Oh yeah? >>> The only one that comes to mind is Three Blind Mice. >> >> There's the one from that Agatha Christie novel that I can't remember >> right now. Counting down from 10 I think. (Once for each murder - in >> the novel, not the song.) >> >> > > I don't think I've ever actually read any of her books. I've seen all > the Poirot and Miss Marple shows. It's "And Then There Were None" - a non Poirot/non Miss Marple novel. The theme is the poem "Ten Little Soldiers". Not a nursery rhyme it would seem although it does make a reasonable emulation of the cruelty and callousness typical of english language poetry for children. Also racism in the original form(s). [ https://poemanalysis.com/nursery-rhyme/ten-little-soldiers/ ] BeH