Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote:
>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching
>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no
>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully
>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is
>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens.
>>>>>
>>>>> BeH
>>>>
>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in
>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as
>>>> this story develops...
>>>>
>>>> BeH
>>>
>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as
>>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the
>>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there
>>> again today.
>>>
>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a
>>> childrens song out of this...
>>>
>>> BeH
>>
>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found dead
>> - bringing the total to six.
>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke
>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in the
>> first place, authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer is
>> responsible. Time to panic.
>>
> The butler did it.
> 
I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who doesn't 
interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely avoids his 
house at halloween.

BeH