Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 15.10.2022 15.29, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote: >>>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote: >>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote: >>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote: >>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching >>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no >>>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully >>>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is >>>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> BeH >>>>>> >>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in >>>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as >>>>>> this story develops... >>>>>> >>>>>> BeH >>>>> >>>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as >>>>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the >>>>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there >>>>> again today. >>>>> >>>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a >>>>> childrens song out of this... >>>>> >>>>> BeH >>>> >>>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found >>>> dead - bringing the total to six. >>>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke >>>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in >>>> the first place, authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer >>>> is responsible. Time to panic. >>>> >>> The butler did it. >>> >> I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who doesn't >> interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely avoids his >> house at halloween. >> > > You said there were 5 houses around. How many children can there be? Somewhere between three and a lot, depending on how one defines child. They grow up so fast, don't they... BeH