Re: DEVELOPING: Re: BREAKING NEWS Re: There is a mouse in my house.

BeH <[email protected]>
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On 15.10.2022 15.29, Merlyne wrote:
> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
> 
>> On 14.10.2022 13.46, Merlyne wrote:
>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>
>>>> On 12.10.2022 23.55, BeH wrote:
>>>>> On 10.10.2022 12.32, BeH wrote:
>>>>>> On 16.09.2022 00.07, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>> On 13.09.2022 00.41, BeH wrote:
>>>>>>>> At least i think there is, given the rustling and scratching
>>>>>>>> sounds from the ceiling, but this theoretical mouse has shown no
>>>>>>>> interest in the delicious arrangement of rolled oats tastefully
>>>>>>>> arranged on the mousetrap.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There is now one less mouse in my house. The seasonal average is
>>>>>>> about four, so stay tuned for more exciting news as it happens.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>>
>>>>>> We can now exclusively report that there is one more less mouse in
>>>>>> my house, bringing the total number of less mice to two. More as
>>>>>> this story develops...
>>>>>>
>>>>>> BeH
>>>>>
>>>>> This just in: there are now twice as many less mice in my house, as
>>>>> two more bodies have been found. Possibly even three based on the
>>>>> noises heard from the ceiling earlier, but I'm not going up there
>>>>> again today.
>>>>>
>>>>> Tally now stands at 4 (possibly 5) dead mice. One could make a
>>>>> childrens song out of this...
>>>>>
>>>>> BeH
>>>>
>>>> We can now exclusively confirm that two more mice has been found
>>>> dead - bringing the total to six.
>>>> According to a person with insight in the matter, who spoke
>>>> anonymously because they had no business speaking to reporters in
>>>> the first place, authorities now suspect that a serial mouse-killer
>>>> is responsible. Time to panic.
>>>>
>>> The butler did it.
>>>
>> I hardly think so - probably a bit of a loner, a quiet man who doesn't
>> interact much with his neighbors... Children most likely avoids his
>> house at halloween.
>>
> 
> You said there were 5 houses around. How many children can there be?

Somewhere between three and a lot, depending on how one defines child. 
They grow up so fast, don't they...

BeH
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