Re: First major snowfall this year
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [snip] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm guessing that no one will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> die >>>>> >from >> eating broccoli or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cauliflower. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, the poison in those are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> insidiously >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> slow-acting, so I can't refute >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your >>>>> guess outright... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or not poisionous at all. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Get over it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> OR, and hear me out here, I could >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not >>> eat broccoli and/or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cauliflower... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have no issue with that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You also don't get to besmirch it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Facts aren't besmirching. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Things that you made up aren't facts. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which just shows that I didn't make it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Of course you did. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or maybe you made up that I made it up. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Doesn't sound like something I would >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In this instance it absolutely sounds to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me like something you would do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You would say that! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Why do you say that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Because it's true. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Quite. If I say something it is likely to be >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> true... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have my doubts, but it's not like I can fact >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is your favourite search engine broken? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Alternatively you could trust me (for once). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I will once you admit that made up the stuff >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about brocolli being poisonous. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.thinkingnutrition.com.au/broccoli-bad- >>> for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> - >>>>>>> you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> / >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Haha! In theory, all fruits and vegetables are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toxic since they get sprayed with pesticides and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> crap. All the vegetables in the cabbage family can >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> affect our thyroids. You'd have to eat like 10 lbs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of it or something. Wow! There are a lot of kooks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out there! Maybe this could be one of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> commandments for our cult. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We need as many kooks as we can get for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> legitimate and totally real religion. The biggest >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> threat to success is being out-kooked by some other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sect. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> As the messiah, you're not going to let that happen. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I beleive in you! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Thank you, but the is a limit to my kooking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abilities... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure if you put your mind to it, you can outkook >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm looking at all the flat-earthers, the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> moon-landing-was-fake'ers, the young earth creationists >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and the election-was-stolen'ers on the internets and I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> feel wholly inadequate... poisionous broccoli is nothing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> compared to those people. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pfft! Everyone knows the moon landing was fake (and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> broccoli is not poisonous). >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> At least one of those statements is definitely wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Kook! >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I happen to believe that people have landed on the moon... >>>>>>>>>>>> The French used a very big cannon to shoot a capsule all the >>>>>>>>>>>> way in the late 1800s. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I heard it was a gigantic elastic band. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> No-no. I'm sure it was a gun. I've seen pictures... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Ok. I'll believe you this one time. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Upon closer examination it appears that I, as well as the >>>>>>>> picture, was wrong. They never landed on the moon, they were >>>>>>>> deflected by a meteor on the way. I don't know why anyone would >>>>>>>> fake that for a photo-op... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> https://www.amazon.com/from-earth-moon-verne-jules/dp/149611342x >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Makes sense. >>>>>> Who? >>>>>> >>>>> Jules Verne. >>>> >>>> He was french, you know. All that stuff about the english he wrote >>>> in 80 days - he made that up. >>>> >>> I don't remember what he said about the English. >> >> The character description of Phineas Fox and the members of the club, >> I mean. > > I don't remember the descriptions. The one who bet against Phineas Fogg > was a real asshole. And not even in a proper gentlemanly way, either. The very first scene is where Fox fires his servant for serving a boiled egg that has not been boiled exactly the required time. And then he goes to his club. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See! You're good at kookery. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know. I'm not at all sure mountains are the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> fossilised remains of giant prehistoric trees, for >>>>>>>>>>>>>> example. Although I agree the moon is most likely made >>>>>>>>>>>>>> from cheese. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll never know for sure since the moon landings are fake. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> It was all misdirection - in reality the apollo missions >>>>>>>>>>>> went to Mars, but they had to keep the sovjets from finding >>>>>>>>>>>> out. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Oh no! >>>>>>>>>>> Now you've blabbed it on the internet! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I think everybody who does the proper research already know >>>>>>>>>> about the true purpose of the apollo mission. Anyway the >>>>>>>>>> sovjets don't exist any more - Ronny Raygun single-handedly >>>>>>>>>> took care of that. They are all respectable members of the >>>>>>>>>> capitalist conspiracy now. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Shhhh! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I think that is commonly accepted... ? >>>>>>>> Peace on earth and good will to all mankind forever more. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *starts new lsit* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Things to not feed BeH: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brocolli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cauliflower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spinach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> avocado >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> creamy salad dressing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check, check, check, oh why not, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you mean 'why would I not make you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vegetarian tacos'? (because you said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something about tempeh) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I say a lot of things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {yes, yes, you do...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway that was regarding the relative >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> merits of plant-based protein products >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vs. actual fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See. You snipped it and I forgot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thing I'm here to remind you, then... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> About what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I knew you were going to ask that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what I reminded you of. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what is that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My stance on the relative merits of plant-based >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> protein products vs. actual fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cited in an earlier post. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which you strategically snipped. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is why you should study during the term... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. Why waste time when I can Google shit later? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What if the test is closed book (and laptop)? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I already did well in school and have a good job. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this an instance where I can pay someone else to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> it for me? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be unethical. Also the cost may jeopardise >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your handbag budget... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you think an competent test-taking impersonater comes >>>>>>>>>>>>>> cheap - in this economy? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Do I need to hire a competent one? >>>>>>>>>>>>> They don't need to pass, they just need to take the test >>>>>>>>>>>>> for me so that I am free to do other things (like not >>>>>>>>>>>>> study) >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> If you don't pass you will have to take the year again. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Or drop out. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I didn't take you for a quitter... *not angry - disappointed* >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I triage everything into 2 categories: 1) affects my life , 2) >>>>>>>>> doesn't affect my life. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> The test falls into the latter. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It's because you are scared of failing, is it? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> No. It's because I don't care if I do. >>>>>> Well, there goes your chance to win a gold star. >>>>> >>>>> I already have a gold star. >>>>> So there! >>>> >>>> You can never have too many gold stars. Just look at all the >>>> generals... >>>> >>> They only have 5 max. >> >> Only the USians. And that's just because General Marshall didn't want >> to be a Marshall. >> >> But then there's all the stars and stuff they wear on the breast. >> > > Those medals for stuff like turn a corner. Very prestigious. Quite. And also quite cumbersome and heavy, one would imagine, when the whole front of the jacket is filled with them. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr