Re: Crossed the threshhold
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got scared >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> about the openendedness of the thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed brackets, not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping 'till >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>> debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. I >>>>>>>>>>>>> feel like I would have to spend my leisure time at >>>>>>>>>>>>> pointless, annoying meetings. I already have enough of >>>>>>>>>>>>> those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers to our >>>>>>>>>>>> book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least a few >>>>>>>>>>>> members of most school boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with their >>>>>>>>>> logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that during >>>> meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>> [Got it. Only water] >> [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone asks. For >> that extra kooky clout.] > [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] [To get rid of all the bad energies. It's part of the process.] >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a lot but >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> enough to freshing up the air and make the flowers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drought on. Also they will manage. {Don't mention >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the 1000L container of rainwater out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I get my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point for >>>>>>>>>>> reference. I can picture you doing nothing. Warning: my brane >>>>>>>>>>> adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time to >>>>>> walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And lawns to mow. >>>>>> And most of the implements are in the garage.} >>>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have to >>>> lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat goes in >>>> there to sleep and I have to check everything to see it has left >>>> before I close it again when I'm done.} >>> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} >> {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an exception. >> Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} > {Except sleep} {They can do that anywhere. No sense being locked up as well.} >>> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have other >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >>>> to >> do with no job, no >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to >>>>> do... Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; baking >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> more >> bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. Especially when >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early and then >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lounge. It's 30C here all week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UV > warnings on every weather report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is > good. I should probably take the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of a nice >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> resemble those things. Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to change >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only muscle >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that get generous use atm is the diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pulled all the muscles over my ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. Ancient >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Egypt and Greece and Rome and such... We mostly >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just have burial mounts with big stones on top. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Simple people - even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that turned >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish so >>>>>>>>>>>>>> extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an >>>>>>>>>>> at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>>> >>>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>> >>> Use what? >> >> The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... > > Whazzat? Right. Never mind. So obelisks. The egyptians made a lot of those back in the day. And then the English (and the french) stole some of them. >>>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have picture >>>>>>>>>>>> clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms with an >>>>>>>>>> older witch looking unamused. Solution: Kostskole. >>>>>>>>>> Kost = broom or meal(s) (different pronunciation) >>>>>>>>>> Skole = school >>>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the language. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> It's really easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>>> something... >>>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. Unless >>>>>> you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>>> >>>>> Which I don't. >>>> >>>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every year. >>>> >>>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being chased >>>> off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - by sparrows. >>>> Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a joy of nature. >>>> >>> >>> They aren't, really. >>> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every single >>> ripe tomato. >> >> Quality control. >> > Death wish, more like. You wouldn't... -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr