Re: Polar vortex
BeH <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> [attributions] >>>>>>> [arbitrations] >>>>>> [artifacts] >>>>> [artifactory] >>>> [artichoke factory] >>> [olfactory] >> [oligarchy] > [obfuscate] [operate] >>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [gone but not forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I've already forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't bode well for your end of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> term > exams. You want me to paste it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back in?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [exams?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes. At the end of the year.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So I still have some time then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That's not the right attitude. If you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't keep up during the year you'll never >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> be able to get through it all in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> revision.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll copy off your test] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I shall be giving the test.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Then you'll give me a good mark because we >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know each other] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That is not how it works. That is not how >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything works. Also it may be someone else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing the marking.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You'll tell me the answers so I get a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mark] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That would be cheating] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So? do you want me to fail?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I want you to study, apply yourself, make the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> effort, stuff like that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why? What's in it for you?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I want you to do well, is all] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm destined to fail since I don't even know what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm being tested about] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's about all the vital and interesting information >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> being presented in this very newsgroup. I though that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> was clear.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Was as clear as mud. I think I will be away that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> day.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You are going to make me look bad when no-one passes my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Looks good on you since you refused to help me out] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So my options are to look like an incompetent test-giver >>>>>>>>>>>>>> or behave unethically? Why do you hate me?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Deflect!] >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What?! Squirrel? Where...? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Apparerntly you've mistaken me for a dog. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> So the squirrel wasn't the deflection? What was it, then? >>>>>>>>>> Surely it can't be the pair of swallows that has built their >>>>>>>>>> nest on the door to my garage/storage shed/workshop.... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You have a workshop? >>>>>>>> I have a long table with a lamp and a couple of vises and a lot >>>>>>>> of stuff on it in the garage. That ought to count. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Not that I can easily get to it at the moment, with the nest on >>>>>>>> the door. The eggs have hatched so it's now a nest of baby birds >>>>>>>> constantly being fed by two very busy swallows. >>>>>> >>>>>> It appears I was wrong. The increased activity I observed must >>>>>> have been a final effort to finish the nest before laying. >>>>>> Probably something to do with a mortgage maturing or some such. So >>>>>> we are all still waiting for the hatching (and the gender reveal >>>>>> party). >>>>> Hopefully it won't start a fire. >>>> Swallows have more sense than that. >>>> >>>>> There'll be 2 of each. >>>> We shall see. All in good time. >>> [waits] >> Nothing further to report yet. > [waits some more] THEY LIVE. I hear them when the parent-birds bring food (and remove droppings). So far I've only seen three wide-open beaklets at a time. >>>>>>> Aww...cute! >>>>>>> Yep. They'll dive-bomb you. >>>>>> >>>>>> The last pair I had didn't. They were too busy to worry about me >>>>>> at all. At most they made an extra go-around to try and confuse me >>>>>> - the giant predator - before landing. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> Except you aren't a predator. >>>> They don't know that. Also I could be a fire hazard. No smoke >>>> without and such... >>>> >>> Maybe you shouldn't smoke around their home. >> I'm not. I'm smoking around *my' home. > I'm sure that's not how the birds see things. No, they probably see a giant potential predator. >>>>> I can put in a good word, if you liek. >>>> You speak swallow? These are barn swallows; they may have quite a >>>> strong accent. >>>> >>> >>> I have an app that talks to birds. >> As in making bird sounds...? > Yeah >>> Usually enrages them. >> It's usually male birds that make the most noise. Something about how >> great they are at the sex and bringing up young'uns. And they as a >> rule don't like other male birds making noise close by. >> > Some male birds make the nest. I'm sure some the bragging is about that. That too... pretty important part of bringing up young'uns. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr