Re: Polar vortex
BeH <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > >> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> [attributions] >>>>>>>>> [arbitrations] >>>>>>>> [artifacts] >>>>>>> [artifactory] >>>>>> [artichoke factory] >>>>> [olfactory] >>>> [oligarchy] >>> [obfuscate] >> [operate] > [oaklike] [Oakley] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [gone but not forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I've already forgotten] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Doesn't bode well for your end of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> term > exams. You want me to paste it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back in?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [exams?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes. At the end of the year.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So I still have some time then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That's not the right attitude. If you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> don't keep up during the year you'll >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> never be able to get through it all in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> revision.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'll copy off your test] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I shall be giving the test.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Then you'll give me a good mark because we >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know each other] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That is not how it works. That is not how >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anything works. Also it may be someone else >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> doing the marking.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You'll tell me the answers so I get a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mark] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That would be cheating] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So? do you want me to fail?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I want you to study, apply yourself, make the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> effort, stuff like that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why? What's in it for you?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I want you to do well, is all] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm destined to fail since I don't even know what >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm being tested about] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's about all the vital and interesting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> information being presented in this very newsgroup. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I though that was clear.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Was as clear as mud. I think I will be away >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that day.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You are going to make me look bad when no-one passes >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my test.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Looks good on you since you refused to help me out] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [So my options are to look like an incompetent >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test-giver or behave unethically? Why do you hate me?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Deflect!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> What?! Squirrel? Where...? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Apparerntly you've mistaken me for a dog. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> So the squirrel wasn't the deflection? What was it, then? >>>>>>>>>>>> Surely it can't be the pair of swallows that has built their >>>>>>>>>>>> nest on the door to my garage/storage shed/workshop.... >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> You have a workshop? >>>>>>>>>> I have a long table with a lamp and a couple of vises and a >>>>>>>>>> lot of stuff on it in the garage. That ought to count. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Not that I can easily get to it at the moment, with the nest >>>>>>>>>> on the door. The eggs have hatched so it's now a nest of baby >>>>>>>>>> birds constantly being fed by two very busy swallows. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> It appears I was wrong. The increased activity I observed must >>>>>>>> have been a final effort to finish the nest before laying. >>>>>>>> Probably something to do with a mortgage maturing or some such. >>>>>>>> So we are all still waiting for the hatching (and the gender >>>>>>>> reveal party). >>>>>>> Hopefully it won't start a fire. >>>>>> Swallows have more sense than that. >>>>>> >>>>>>> There'll be 2 of each. >>>>>> We shall see. All in good time. >>>>> [waits] >>>> Nothing further to report yet. >>> [waits some more] >> >> THEY LIVE. I hear them when the parent-birds bring food (and remove >> droppings). So far I've only seen three wide-open beaklets at a time. > > Do birds clean the nest? Some do. Mostly (including swallows, sadly) the young'uns just excrete over the edge of the nest once they a big enough to move around a bit. > I feel like I'm setting myself up for a bad pun here. When have I ever produced a bad pun? Also I don't see a possible pun presenting. >>>>>>>>> Aww...cute! >>>>>>>>> Yep. They'll dive-bomb you. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The last pair I had didn't. They were too busy to worry about me >>>>>>>> at all. At most they made an extra go-around to try and confuse >>>>>>>> me - the giant predator - before landing. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Except you aren't a predator. >>>>>> They don't know that. Also I could be a fire hazard. No smoke >>>>>> without and such... >>>>>> >>>>> Maybe you shouldn't smoke around their home. >>>> I'm not. I'm smoking around *my' home. >>> I'm sure that's not how the birds see things. >> >> No, they probably see a giant potential predator. > > Get off the lawn! It's my lawn and I'll do what I want. Anyway I'm mostly standing on the doorstep when I observe the nest. >>>>>>> I can put in a good word, if you liek. >>>>>> You speak swallow? These are barn swallows; they may have quite a >>>>>> strong accent. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I have an app that talks to birds. >>>> As in making bird sounds...? >>> Yeah >>>>> Usually enrages them. >>>> It's usually male birds that make the most noise. Something about >>>> how great they are at the sex and bringing up young'uns. And they as >>>> a rule don't like other male birds making noise close by. >>>> >>> Some male birds make the nest. I'm sure some the bragging is about >>> that. >> >> That too... pretty important part of bringing up young'uns. >> > Bragging about making a nest is? Building a brag-worthy nest is. -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr