Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in >> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't it? I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I got >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scared about the openendedness of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not your head. Your head can't scare me] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep skipping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'till eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where unsupported >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garbage is to be expected {HTML} ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work of the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on trig. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I feel like I would have to spend my leisure time at >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pointless, annoying meetings. I already have enough >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some followers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to our book club/religion. I'm sure there are at least >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a few members of most school boards interested in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kookery.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> their logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>>>>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>>>>>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>>>>>>>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that >>>>>>>>> during meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>>>>>>> [Got it. Only water] >>>>>>> [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone asks. >>>>>>> For that extra kooky clout.] >>>>>> [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] >>>>> [To get rid of all the bad energies. It's part of the process.] >>>> [Take notes. It's a big cup of tea] >>> [There are a lot of bad energies around. And never enough crystals >>> to divert them.] >> [I actually do have a bag of crystals that a weird lady gave me at a >> psychic fair] > [But of course you do... I mean good. That will only make you seem > more relatable to the 'book-club' kooks and help assimilate them into > the cult.] [I don't know how to use them. I guess I need to do some research] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lot but enough to freshing up the air and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is supposedly a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drought on. Also they will manage. {Don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mention the 1000L container of rainwater out >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get my water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting point >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for reference. I can picture you doing nothing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warning: my brane adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing time.} >>>>>>>>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>>>>>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have time >>>>>>>>>>> to walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. And >>>>>>>>>>> lawns to mow. And most of the implements are in the garage.} >>>>>>>>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>>>>>>>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i have >>>>>>>>> to lift up the big gate thing. And then the neighbour's cat >>>>>>>>> goes in there to sleep and I have to check everything to see >>>>>>>>> it has left before I close it again when I'm done.} >>>>>>>> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} >>>>>>> {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an >>>>>>> exception. Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} >>>>>> {Except sleep} >>>>> {They can do that anywhere. No sense being locked up as well.} >>>> {Cats don't exactly plan well} >>> {And that's why I have to check for cats before I close the gate.} >> {In my mond, I picture the cat giving you the 'how dare you disturb >> my sleep' look} > {Nah, whenever I do disturb her, she usually adopt the 'I was going to > move anyway' attitude.} {Or UGH! You again! I'm outta here!} > >>>>>>>> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>other >>>>>> things >>>> to >> do with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no job, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many important >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >> to >>>>> do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>baking >>>>>> more >> bread; >>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to buy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a few... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to >> do >>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Especially >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when >>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start early >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>and >>>> then >>>> lounge. It's 30C here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>all >>>> week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny here, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with >> UV > warnings on every >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is > good. I should probably take >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the >>>> bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving for? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>a >>>> nice salad (or smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come to) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> resemble those things. Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely unlike >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> change from a pear to a cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the only >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> muscle that get generous use atm is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>the > diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I pulled all the muscles over my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ancient Egypt and Greece and Rome and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> such... We mostly just have burial mounts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with big stones on top. Simple people - even >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play that >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> turned out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in Danish >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> so extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the laundry... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I bought an >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>>>>>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Use what? >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... >>>>>> >>>>>> Whazzat? >>>>> >>>>> Right. Never mind. So obelisks. The egyptians made a lot of those >>>>> back in the day. And then the English (and the french) stole some >>>>> of them. >>>>> >>>> Fascinating. Also very phallic. >>> >>> Stealing obelisks? That's more of an imperialistic thing, I would >>> say. >> Obelisk envy. Definitely a guy thing ... > > I wouldn't know... I don't feel deprived. Also I have no good place to > put an obelisk. > It definitely needs to go out by the road where passersby can admire and/or steal it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picture clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with an older witch looking unamused. Solution: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole. Kost = broom or meal(s) (different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pronunciation) Skole = school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's really easy: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>>>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>>>>>>>> something... >>>>>>>>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of nature. >>>>>>>>>>> Unless you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Which I don't. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over every >>>>>>>>> year. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being >>>>>>>>> chased off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline - >>>>>>>>> by sparrows. Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels are a >>>>>>>>> joy of nature. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> They aren't, really. >>>>>>>> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of every >>>>>>>> single ripe tomato. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Quality control. >>>>>>> >>>>>> Death wish, more like. >>>>> >>>>> You wouldn't... >>>>> >>>> I would if I didn't think another squirrel would take its place. >>> >>> You can never have too many squirrels... >>> >> It's at times like this, I wish I could send you some. > > Me too. I suspect the gray squirrels would be considered an invasive > species, and not allowed for import. It didn't go too well for the > brits when they did it. > I would send the red squirrels. They really are little shits.