Re: First major snowfall this year
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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| Organization | A noiseless patient Spider |
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>> >>> [Monumental truncation] >> [Is this about obelisks again?] > [One can do a lot with words alone, but constructing a large stone > needle I feel is not one. Also stop fixating on obelisks.] [Fine! If anyone is looking for me, I'll be outside drawing penises on the sidewalk] > >>>>>>>>>> Jules Verne. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> He was french, you know. All that stuff about the english he >>>>>>>>> wrote in 80 days - he made that up. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I don't remember what he said about the English. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> The character description of Phineas Fox and the members of the >>>>>>> club, I mean. >>>>>> >>>>>> I don't remember the descriptions. The one who bet against >>>>>> Phineas Fogg was a real asshole. >>>>> >>>>> And not even in a proper gentlemanly way, either. >>>>> >>>>> The very first scene is where Fox fires his servant for serving a >>>>> boiled egg that has not been boiled exactly the required time. And >>>>> then he goes to his club. >>>>> >>>> >>>> That is in line with the behaviour of pompous asses on shows like >>>> Downton Abbey. >>>> >>>> Anyways, it worked out for him because he met Passe portout. >>> >>> Yes. And hired him on the spot, with no references and no interview >>> or test-boiling of eggs. Because he had to catch a train. >> >> We all have our own methods. > > He was on a tight schedule at the tine. Typical. Everyone is in a hurry. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See! You're good at kookery. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know. I'm not at all sure mountains are the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fossilised remains of giant prehistoric trees, for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> example. Although I agree the moon is most likely >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> made from cheese. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll never know for sure since the moon landings are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fake. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was all misdirection - in reality the apollo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missions went to Mars, but they had to keep the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sovjets from finding out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now you've blabbed it on the internet! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think everybody who does the proper research already >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know about the true purpose of the apollo mission. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway the sovjets don't exist any more - Ronny Raygun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single-handedly took care of that. They are all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respectable members of the capitalist conspiracy now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shhhh! >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I think that is commonly accepted... ? >>>>>>>>>>>>> Peace on earth and good will to all mankind forever more. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *starts new lsit* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Things to not feed BeH: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brocolli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cauliflower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spinach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> avocado >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> creamy salad dressing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check, check, check, oh why >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>not, >>>>>>>>> check... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you mean 'why would I not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>make >>>> you >>>> vegetarian tacos'? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you >> said >>>> something about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tempeh) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I say a lot of things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {yes, yes, you do...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway that was regarding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relative >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> merits of plant-based protein >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> products >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vs. actual fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See. You snipped it and I forgot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thing I'm here to remind you, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> About what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I knew you were going to ask that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what I reminded you of. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what is that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My stance on the relative merits of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plant-based protein products vs. actual >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cited in an earlier post. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which you strategically snipped. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is why you should study during the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> term... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. Why waste time when I can Google shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> later? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What if the test is closed book (and laptop)? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I already did well in school and have a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job. Is this an instance where I can pay someone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else to do it for me? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be unethical. Also the cost may >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeopardise your handbag budget... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you think an competent test-taking impersonater >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes cheap - in this economy? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do I need to hire a competent one? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They don't need to pass, they just need to take the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test for me so that I am free to do other things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (like not study) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you don't pass you will have to take the year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or drop out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't take you for a quitter... *not angry - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disappointed* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I triage everything into 2 categories: 1) affects my life >>>>>>>>>>>>>> , 2) doesn't affect my life. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> The test falls into the latter. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> It's because you are scared of failing, is it? >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> No. It's because I don't care if I do. >>>>>>>>>>> Well, there goes your chance to win a gold star. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> I already have a gold star. >>>>>>>>>> So there! >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You can never have too many gold stars. Just look at all the >>>>>>>>> generals... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> They only have 5 max. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Only the USians. And that's just because General Marshall didn't >>>>>>> want to be a Marshall. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> But then there's all the stars and stuff they wear on the >>>>>>> breast. >>>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> Those medals for stuff like turn a corner. Very prestigious. >>>>> >>>>> Quite. And also quite cumbersome and heavy, one would imagine, >>>>> when the whole front of the jacket is filled with them. >>>>> >>>> >>>> I think they are made from aluminum or some other light metal. >>> >>> Maybe. I don't know, nobody has ever given me a medal. >>> In the olden days they made them of proper silver and gold. The >>> participation medals for WWI and WWII was made in bronze, I'm pretty >>> sure. >>> >> Probably. >> Unfortunately, I don't have a collection of WWI and WWII medals. > > I didn't expect you to. After all you weren't there for either of > them... as for the next instalment, that's still to be determined. > -- > BeH > > " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to > formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr > >