Re: First major snowfall this year
BeH <[email protected]>
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On 18.08.2023 14.51, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>> >>>> [Monumental truncation] >>> [Is this about obelisks again?] >> [One can do a lot with words alone, but constructing a large stone >> needle I feel is not one. Also stop fixating on obelisks.] > [Fine! If anyone is looking for me, I'll be outside drawing penises on > the sidewalk] [If you feel that will contribute to the beautification of the neighbourhood - go right ahead. For balance you can also consider making one of these: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/vagina-sculpture-brazil-b678875.html ] >>>>>>>>>>> Jules Verne. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> He was french, you know. All that stuff about the english he >>>>>>>>>> wrote in 80 days - he made that up. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I don't remember what he said about the English. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The character description of Phineas Fox and the members of the >>>>>>>> club, I mean. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I don't remember the descriptions. The one who bet against >>>>>>> Phineas Fogg was a real asshole. >>>>>> >>>>>> And not even in a proper gentlemanly way, either. >>>>>> >>>>>> The very first scene is where Fox fires his servant for serving a >>>>>> boiled egg that has not been boiled exactly the required time. And >>>>>> then he goes to his club. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> That is in line with the behaviour of pompous asses on shows like >>>>> Downton Abbey. >>>>> >>>>> Anyways, it worked out for him because he met Passe portout. >>>> >>>> Yes. And hired him on the spot, with no references and no interview >>>> or test-boiling of eggs. Because he had to catch a train. >>> >>> We all have our own methods. >> >> He was on a tight schedule at the tine. > > Typical. Everyone is in a hurry. To be fair he had a lot of money on the line... I can see where that will make someone skip some of the details. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See! You're good at kookery. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't know. I'm not at all sure mountains are the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fossilised remains of giant prehistoric trees, for >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> example. Although I agree the moon is most likely >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> made from cheese. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We'll never know for sure since the moon landings are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fake. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It was all misdirection - in reality the apollo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> missions went to Mars, but they had to keep the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sovjets from finding out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh no! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now you've blabbed it on the internet! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think everybody who does the proper research already >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> know about the true purpose of the apollo mission. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway the sovjets don't exist any more - Ronny Raygun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> single-handedly took care of that. They are all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> respectable members of the capitalist conspiracy now. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shhhh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> I think that is commonly accepted... ? >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Peace on earth and good will to all mankind forever more. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *starts new lsit* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Things to not feed BeH: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brocolli >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cauliflower >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> spinach >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> avocado >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> creamy salad dressing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [REDACTED} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> check, check, check, oh why >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not, >>>>>>>>> check... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do you mean 'why would I not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> make >>>> you >>>> vegetarian tacos'? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (because >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you >> said >>>> something about >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tempeh) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I say a lot of things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {yes, yes, you do...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway that was regarding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> relative >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> merits of plant-based protein >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> products >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> vs. actual fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> See. You snipped it and I forgot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good thing I'm here to remind you, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> About what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I knew you were going to ask that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ask what I reminded you of. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And what is that? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> My stance on the relative merits of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> plant-based protein products vs. actual >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> fauna-based meat. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which is? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cited in an earlier post. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which you strategically snipped. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is why you should study during the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> term... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Nah. Why waste time when I can Google shit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> later? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What if the test is closed book (and laptop)? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, I already did well in school and have a good >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> job. Is this an instance where I can pay someone >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> else to do it for me? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That would be unethical. Also the cost may >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeopardise your handbag budget... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I doubt that. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So you think an competent test-taking impersonater >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes cheap - in this economy? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Do I need to hire a competent one? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They don't need to pass, they just need to take the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> test for me so that I am free to do other things >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (like not study) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> If you don't pass you will have to take the year >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or drop out. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I didn't take you for a quitter... *not angry - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> disappointed* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I triage everything into 2 categories: 1) affects my life >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> , 2) doesn't affect my life. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The test falls into the latter. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's because you are scared of failing, is it? >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> No. It's because I don't care if I do. >>>>>>>>>>>> Well, there goes your chance to win a gold star. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I already have a gold star. >>>>>>>>>>> So there! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> You can never have too many gold stars. Just look at all the >>>>>>>>>> generals... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> They only have 5 max. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Only the USians. And that's just because General Marshall didn't >>>>>>>> want to be a Marshall. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> But then there's all the stars and stuff they wear on the >>>>>>>> breast. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Those medals for stuff like turn a corner. Very prestigious. >>>>>> >>>>>> Quite. And also quite cumbersome and heavy, one would imagine, >>>>>> when the whole front of the jacket is filled with them. >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>> I think they are made from aluminum or some other light metal. >>>> >>>> Maybe. I don't know, nobody has ever given me a medal. >>>> In the olden days they made them of proper silver and gold. The >>>> participation medals for WWI and WWII was made in bronze, I'm pretty >>>> sure. >>>> >>> Probably. >>> Unfortunately, I don't have a collection of WWI and WWII medals. >> >> I didn't expect you to. After all you weren't there for either of >> them... as for the next instalment, that's still to be determined. >> -- >> BeH >> >> " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to >> formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr >> >> > -- BeH " We are trapped by language to such a degree that every attempt to formulate insight is a play on words." - Niels Bohr