Re: Crossed the threshhold
Merlyne <[email protected]>
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in news:[email protected]: > On 24.08.2023 16.55, Merlyne wrote: >> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >> news:[email protected]: >> >>> On 18.08.2023 14.51, Merlyne wrote: >>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>>> On 13.08.2023 23.28, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>> >>>>>>> On 09.08.2023 14.19, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> On 01.08.2023 13.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> On 27.07.2023 15.32, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> On 22.07.2023 17.21, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 18.07.2023 13.24, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.07.2023 13.22, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 08.07.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.07.2023 14.14, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.07.2023 16.29, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 28.06.2023 13.31, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 23.06.2023 18.06, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 19.06.2023 14.40, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 16.06.2023 17.54, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 14.06.2023 17.01, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>in >> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 12.06.2023 22.15, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 09.06.2023 14.58, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 05.06.2023 00.58, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 02.06.2023 13.19, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>>>>> BeH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <[email protected]> wrote >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 31.05.2023 15.41, Merlyne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote: >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Decongested] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [*inhales deeply* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Eeeek!!1! ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It's a lovely feeling, isn't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>it? >> I >>>>> remember it well.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Why did you write Eeek inside my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thought >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets? Get out!] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I got into your head, did I? I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>got >>>>> scared about the openendedness >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>of >> the >>> thing.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Wow! Harsh...] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [The openendedneess of unclosed >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> brackets, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> not your head. Your head can't scare >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> me] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Oh no! I left an open bracket. I do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that a lot] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Please be more careful. It is quite >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> frightening. Also the letters may fall >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [There's usually an error in the log] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Sometimes the parsing just keep >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> skipping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'till eoi or the buffer runs full] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [That never happens with SAS or SQL] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [It happens in environments where >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> unsupported garbage is to be expected >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {HTML} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I only program for data manipulation >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> purposes] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [HTML is better suited for people >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manipulation] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I'm not very good at that] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You probably shouldn't get into politics, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> then] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Done and done] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Not even the local school board? You could run >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> on abolishing trigonometry, since it's the work >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of the debbil] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Yes, yes I see your point. I was never keen on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> trig. I feel like I would have to spend my >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> leisure time at pointless, annoying meetings. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> already have enough of those with work] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [You could use the occasion to recruit some >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> followers to our book club/religion. I'm sure >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> there are at least a few members of most school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> boards interested in kookery.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe. I'll think about it] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Good. But not too much. We don't want any of those >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> interlextuals to join. They just mess everything up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with their logic and unreasonable reason.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Plus they're all granola and quilted vests] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Quite. And herbal tea, most likely] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [I like herbal tea.] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Are you one of them interlextuals, then?] >>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Nope. Maybe people think that because I wear glasses] >>>>>>>>>>>>> [And drink herbal tea... You should probably not do that >>>>>>>>>>>>> during meetings. You might scare off the best kooks.] >>>>>>>>>>>> [Got it. Only water] >>>>>>>>>>> [You can always claim it's a homeopathic remedy if someone >>>>>>>>>>> asks. For that extra kooky clout.] >>>>>>>>>> [Magic exilir. Detoxes the liver. I have to pee] >>>>>>>>> [To get rid of all the bad energies. It's part of the >>>>>>>>> process.] >>>>>>>> [Take notes. It's a big cup of tea] >>>>>>> [There are a lot of bad energies around. And never enough >>>>>>> crystals to divert them.] >>>>>> [I actually do have a bag of crystals that a weird lady gave me >>>>>> at a psychic fair] >>>>> [But of course you do... I mean good. That will only make you seem >>>>> more relatable to the 'book-club' kooks and help assimilate them >>>>> into the cult.] >>>> [I don't know how to use them. I guess I need to do some research] >>> [Or... you can just make something up. Just be sure to explain how >>> they vibrate at different frequencies, depending on the users aura] >> [You can talk about the cystals. Apparently you've spent some time >> thinking this through] > [I don't want to disrupt the intimacy of the book club. Me showing up > with membership forms and pre-written donation pledges for the cult > too soon could give away the game.] [As you speak about the magical crystals, they will be so entranced that they will fill out all the paperwork] > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [older stuff archived] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a little bit smoky today again. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> We've had rain the last two nights. Not >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a lot but enough to freshing up the air >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and make the flowers stand up straight. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You can always water them yourself. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The rain notwithstanding there is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> supposedly a drought on. Also they will >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manage. {Don't >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mention the 1000L container of rainwater >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> out back.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mum's the word. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh. Did I think that out loud... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I guess I imagined I heard it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {phew... I'm saving the rainwater for when/if >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I get my water feature done} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can hardly wait to see it} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Me too} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {Send me some weekly progress pictures} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {This week nothing was done. Picture that...} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I can't. I don't have a picture of the starting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> point for reference. I can picture you doing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nothing. Warning: my brane adds 20 pounds} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That will be about right} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {You need to go out for a 5K walk every day} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That would take away from my sitting-doing-nothing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {That's kinda the point} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> {I like sitting around doing nothing. Also I don't have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time to walk 5km every day. I still have yardwork to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And lawns to mow. And most of the implements are in the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garage.} >>>>>>>>>>>>>> {So it all worked out for you then} >>>>>>>>>>>>> {Not exactly. Instead of just opening a side door, now i >>>>>>>>>>>>> have to lift up the big gate thing. And then the >>>>>>>>>>>>> neighbour's cat goes in there to sleep and I have to check >>>>>>>>>>>>> everything to see it has left before I close it again when >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm done.} >>>>>>>>>>>> {Cats like to be on the other side of any door} >>>>>>>>>>> {The door that keeps them from their evening meal may be an >>>>>>>>>>> exception. Also there isn't much to do in my garage,} >>>>>>>>>> {Except sleep} >>>>>>>>> {They can do that anywhere. No sense being locked up as well.} >>>>>>>> {Cats don't exactly plan well} >>>>>>> {And that's why I have to check for cats before I close the >>>>>>> gate.} >>>>>> {In my mond, I picture the cat giving you the 'how dare you >>>>>> disturb my sleep' look} >>>>> {Nah, whenever I do disturb her, she usually adopt the 'I was >>>>> going to move anyway' attitude.} >>>> {Or UGH! You again! I'm outta here!} >>> (That would be kind of rude. Not cat-like behaviour at all.) >> (I'll assume you're being sarcastic) > (Maybe...) (Ah...suspense) > >>>>>>>>>>>> {And they like to sleep} >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's not like you have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> other >>>>>> things >>>> to >> do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with >> no job, >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> raking and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> no >>>> weeding the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> garden. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have very many >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>important >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> things >> to >>>>> do... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Watching/reading the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news; >>>> keeping >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> up with >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> my stories on the telly; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> playing >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> games >>> on the computer; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baking >>>>>> more >> bread; >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sitting >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> outside enjoying the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and >>>>>>>> coffee; >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going to the shops to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>buy >>>>>>>> various >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> necessities (rolling >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> paper) to name but a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> few... >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Those all sound like >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>things >>>> to >> do >>>>>>>> *after* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> you've spent sometime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>doing >>>>>>>>>> yardwork. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They are also things to do >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _instead_ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of > doing yard work. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Especially >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> when >>>> the sun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is shining. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could always start >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>early >>>> and >>>> then >>>> lounge. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's 30C >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here >> all >>>> week, you >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> would burn in about 30 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> seconds. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's "up to" 20C and sunny >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> here, >>>>>> with >> UV > warnings on >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> every >>>> weather >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> report. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is > good. I should probably >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> take >>>> the >>>> bike > out and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> get some semblance of shape >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> going... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Pear. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What shape are you striving >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for? >>>>>>> Cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mmm...sounds like the beginning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> of >> a >>>> nice salad (or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>smoothie). >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's only in shape I may (come >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>to) >>>>>>> resemble those things. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Texture and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nutritional >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> content with be completely >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>unlike >>>>>>> either. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Also I'm too big for the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>blender. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll sit here and wait for you to >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> change from a pear to a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>cucumber. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It could take a while since the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>only >>>>> muscle that get generous use >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>atm is >>>> the > diaphragm. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I coughed so much when I had covid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that >> I pulled all the muscles >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>over >> my >> ribcage. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The boob muscles you mean? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (Pectorals?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ugh! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Not that high up. More like the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> obliques. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't think I have any of those... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is this about punctuation? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obliques are more a Mediterranean thing. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ancient Egypt and Greece and Rome and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> such... We mostly just have burial >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mounts with big stones on top. Simple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> people - >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> even back then. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obelisk? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, right. Must have read that wrong... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Or were you trying to do some word play >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> that turned out badly? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Moi? Word play? ... never. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You need a cryptic crossword to do. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have the very easy ones from the weekly free >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> newspaper. Good for self-confidence... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good for saving Merlyne's brane. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can send you some if you like. They are in >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Danish so extra easy... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What would I do with a Danish brane? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You could use it while your own was at the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> laundry... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't send mine out for cleaning anymore. I >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bought an at-home brainwash kit. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Amazon? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> From a white van in the WalMArt parking lot. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Smart move. I don't trust that Amazon stuff... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What Amazon stuff? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The branewash kits. Cheap knock-off products most of it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh yeah. I forgot. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Oh, dear... You used it, didn't you. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Use what? >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The White Van Outside WallMark brand brane-wash kit... >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Whazzat? >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Right. Never mind. So obelisks. The egyptians made a lot of >>>>>>>>> those back in the day. And then the English (and the french) >>>>>>>>> stole some of them. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Fascinating. Also very phallic. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Stealing obelisks? That's more of an imperialistic thing, I >>>>>>> would say. >>>>>> Obelisk envy. Definitely a guy thing ... >>>>> >>>>> I wouldn't know... I don't feel deprived. Also I have no good >>>>> place to put an obelisk. >>>>> >>>> It definitely needs to go out by the road where passersby can >>>> admire and/or steal it. >>> I could put it where my tower used to be, I suppose. ('My tower' >>> being an old power distribution hut they took down a couple of years >>> ago.) Also we don't get a lot of englishers (or frenchers) around >>> here so unlikely anyone will steal an obelisk. A stele on the other >>> hand... >>> >> Who would steal a stele over an obelisk? > I'm sure the englishers (and the frenchers) have done some stele > stealing as well over time - when there were no obelisks around. > Ultimately it's going to be a stelistic choice, innit? Also an obelisk > is pretty unhandy to lug about unobtrusively. > They would put it lying down in the back of wagon, no? >> You need to put up a signage on a busy road. >> "Come and see the obelisk 2 km ---> " > I would be nervous someone might accuse me of having stolen the > obelisk. That seems like a Viking kinda thing to do... And so what if they think it's stolen? It's not like they can prove anything. > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A Danish very easy crossword, I meant. They have >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> picture clues which solves as horrible puns... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> _____ = I over ate >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 8 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A cartoon of two young witched trying to ride brooms >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with an older witch looking unamused. Solution: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole. Kost = broom or meal(s) (different >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pronunciation) Skole = school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kostskole = boarding school >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Very punny. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I would never get any right since I don't speak the >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> language. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's really easy: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHlEOsM5jtA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *bookmark for later* >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Good luck with that later. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'll probably forget or get distracted by a squirrel or >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> something... >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Squirrels aren't distractions - they are a joy of >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nature. Unless you have a walnut tree of course. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Which I don't. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Neither do I, but still I have "hidden" walnuts all over >>>>>>>>>>>>> every year. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyway the other day I had one rather small squirrel being >>>>>>>>>>>>> chased off the cherry tree and all the way to the treeline >>>>>>>>>>>>> - by sparrows. Turns out sparrows don't think squirrels >>>>>>>>>>>>> are a joy of nature. >>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>> They aren't, really. >>>>>>>>>>>> Soemtimes they get in my garden and take 1 bite out of >>>>>>>>>>>> every single ripe tomato. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Quality control. >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>> Death wish, more like. >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You wouldn't... >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I would if I didn't think another squirrel would take its >>>>>>>> place. >>>>>>> >>>>>>> You can never have too many squirrels... >>>>>>> >>>>>> It's at times like this, I wish I could send you some. >>>>> >>>>> Me too. I suspect the gray squirrels would be considered an >>>>> invasive species, and not allowed for import. It didn't go too >>>>> well for the brits when they did it. >>>>> >>>> I would send the red squirrels. They really are little shits. >>> But pretty. And also cute the way they flitter about in the trees in >>> between stealing produce. >>> >> >> Must be some odd definition of the word 'cute' that I was previously >> unaware of. > Clearly you are biased against the cute little critters... I wouldn't > be chocked to learn that you don't find a baby skunk cute either. > Unharden your heart, girl. > Sure. Baby animals are cute. There's video making the rounds of a baby elephant chasing ducks. Very cute! Squirrels - not so cute.