Re: Hello Acme

BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> They are like running shoes with no laces.
>>>>>>>>>>>> I wear flipflops all summer, much to the chagrin of the
>>>>>>>>>>>> people who work near my office.
>>>>>>>>>>> So I conclude that you don't run a lot in the office.
>>>>>>>>>> No. It's not safe.
>>>>>>>>> Lots of scissors, I imagine.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Actually no.
>>>>>>>> There are wires sticking out from under walls and such.
>>>>>>> That's almost as dangerous as scissors. You should complain to
>>>>>>> your work safety representative.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I don't think that exists any more.
>>>>> Then who checks the fire extinguishers and takes care of the
>>>>> unsecured scissors?
>>>>
>>>> The scissor fairy does.
>>> You work in an enchanted office building?
>> I like to think I do.
> And yet you prefer to work from home...
> 
You can't put a price on waking up 5 minutes before your shift starts, 
working in your pajamas and then going out to the kitchen at noon and 
making a grilled cheese sandwich.

> 
>>>>>>>> Plus it's really hard to run in flipflops.
>>>>>>> That too. Not that I've ever tried.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's shoe/boot time again.
>>>>> Which practically invites running. Even more reason to secure the
>>>>> wires. 
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'll put in a complaint about that.
>>> You probably should. Do you have a complaints department in your
>>> enchanted office building?
>>>
>> No one can find it.
> I've heard that before.
> 
Who can I complain to about not finding the complaints department?
>> Also, no one listens.
> That I've never heard before.
> 
What?
> 
>>>>>>>>>> Okie dokie. I sit corrected.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> You certainly do. Apropos there are also some chairs out there
>>>>>>>>> that I plan to re upholster at some point.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I've done that a few times.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> When I get around to it I will have done it once.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> So after the water feature then?
>>>>> Maybe I'll spontaneously do it one day. Who can say. I'll need
>>>>> some cloth first. And a sturdy stapler.
>>>>
>>>> You need a staple gun.
>>> Yes, I know. I tought I had one, but it was a crappy piece of junk
>>> that was unable to dispense staples with any regularity. Also the
>>> included staples were the wrong size. At least it was cheap.
>>>
>> 
>> You can borrow mine.
>> Do you want the manual one or the electric?
> The manual will be nice to have. Especially for the electric one. But
> any will do.
> A you going to mail it along with the buttons?

I'm not sending staple gun through the mail. You'll have to come and get 
it.