Re: Phil

Merlyne <[email protected]> Sun, 11 Feb 2024 14:49:46 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
> 
>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>>>>>>> [slippage]
>>>>>>>>> [shippage]
>>>>>>>> [scrippage]
>>>>>>> [front page]
>>>>>> [page 6]
>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?]
>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them discontinue
>>>> that practice]
>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site and
>>> its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis]
>> [You think they're watching?]
> [They are *always* watching.]
[Even now? I think no one is watching now]
> 
>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks.
>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh!
>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't you?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You wouldn't!
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you don't
>>>>>>> get any coffee.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro.
>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark.
>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return.
>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my snacks
>>> is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you.
>>>
>> But, but...
>> I'm your only friend in the whole world....
> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential
> usurpers. 
> 
I don't want to be ruler. So there!

> 
>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected.
>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess).
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Clearly not.
>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside us.
>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe. Or
>>>>> whatever is the cause of gambling fever.
>>>>>
>>>> I bet it wasn't.
>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper
>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication.
>>>
>> D'oh!
>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet'
> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I presume
> didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I think.
> 
My brane hurts!
> 
>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid :)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working at
>>>>>> home. 
>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>
>>>> You're not what?
>>> Working from home.
>>>
>> No Zoom meetings for you then!
> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive.
> 
>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli.
> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for that
> matter.)
> 

the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most 
typos.