Re: Phil

Merlyne <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:30:47 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
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BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Snippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [slippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>>> [shippage]
>>>>>>>>>>>> [scrippage]
>>>>>>>>>>> [front page]
>>>>>>>>>> [page 6]
>>>>>>>>> [Is that the one with the barely dressed wimmen?]
>>>>>>>> [Maybe in the past. I'm sure some femi-nazi made them
>>>>>>>> discontinue that practice]
>>>>>>> [I shall refrain from posting a link to the local 'page9' site
>>>>>>> and its multiple galleries, then. To appease the femi-nazis]
>>>>>> [You think they're watching?]
>>>>> [They are *always* watching.]
>>>> [Even now? I think no one is watching now]
>>> [But they could be. Better safe than sorry]
>> [Why? What do you think would happen?]
> [They could find out I posted the link to the page9 site.]
[Not from me, they won't]
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I can see myself stealing your snacks.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> uh-oh!
>>>>>>>>>>>>> You are really itching for a trip to the dark pit, aren't
>>>>>>>>>>>>> you? 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> You wouldn't!
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> No! It's cold and damp as well as dark in there. And you
>>>>>>>>>>> don't get any coffee.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Great! I'll go through DTs and have an afro.
>>>>>>>>> But nobody will see it. Because of the pit being very dark.
>>>>>>>> Surely they'll see me when I return.
>>>>>>> If. It's very cold and damp in the dark pit, and stealing my
>>>>>>> snacks is a serious offence. I wouldn't do it if I was you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> But, but...
>>>>>> I'm your only friend in the whole world....
>>>>> Undisputed rulers don't have friends - only minions and potential
>>>>> usurpers. 
>>>>>
>>>> I don't want to be ruler. So there!
>>> Thats what all the aspiring usurpers say.
>>> Stealing snacks is more an usurper thing than a minion thing, soo...
>>>
>> I was hungry, You need to feed your minions more.
> The minions are supposed to feed me - not the other way round. Along
> with their other duties of course.
> 
Being a minion isn't all it's cracked up to be.

>>>>>>>>>>> Waitaminute! Zombies don't become zombies by being infected.
>>>>>>>>>>> They get bewitched by a Voodoo priest(ess).
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Clearly not.
>>>>>>>>>> The CDC told Rick Grimes that we all have the virus inside
>>>>>>>>>> us. 
>>>>>>>>> Thay must be talking about something else. Chicken flu maybe.
>>>>>>>>> Or whatever is the cause of gambling fever.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I bet it wasn't.
>>>>>>> That's just shoddy science, then. Either that or it's not proper
>>>>>>> zombies at all but something else presenting as zombiefication.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> D'oh!
>>>>>> You said 'gambling fever' so I said 'I bet'
>>>>> So you have whatever is the cause of gambling fever. Which I
>>>>> presume didn't turn you into a zombie, thereby proving my point I
>>>>> think. 
>>>>>
>>>> My brane hurts!
>>> Could be a symptom of the gambling fever. Maybe you should
>>> isolate... 
>>>
>> <hides in basement>
> Normally it's just 'stay home and wash your hands often', but whatever
> you need to do I guess. As long as there isn't a gambling den in the
> basement.
> 
There's always a gambling den as long as there is an internet 
connection.

>>>>>>>>>>>> I work with analysts and mathematicians. I am the cool kid
>>>>>>>>>>>> :) 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Cool. That explains all the zoom meetings, then.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I think the zoom meetings are a function of everyone working
>>>>>>>>>> at home. 
>>>>>>>>> I'm not.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> You're not what?
>>>>>>> Working from home.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> No Zoom meetings for you then!
>>>>> Oh noes!!1! How will I survive.
>>>>>
>>>>>> Or we could have a usenet Zoom meeting to talk about brocolli.
>>>>> There's nothing to discuss regarding broccoli. (Or brocolli for
>>>>> that matter.)
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> the discussion could be how to spell brocolli or who makes the most
>>>> typos.
>>> I would rather not discuss anything relating to broccoli.
>>>
>> You talk about brocolli all the time.
>> There are several threads about it.
> Sometimes ones personal preferences has to yield to the obligation of
> correcting something wrong being stated on the internet.
> 

Even if one posts something which is incorrect?