Re: Sick - so very sick

Merlyne <[email protected]> Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:30:48 -0000 (UTC)
Newsgroups alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup
Organization A noiseless patient Spider
Message-ID <[email protected]>
BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
news:[email protected]: 

> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote:
>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>> news:[email protected]: 
>> 
>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote:
>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]: 
>>>>
>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> [Maybe they should use a bigger font. I'm old]
>>>>>>>>> [Don't give me that. James Steward is still performing and
>>>>>>>>> he's been dead for years.]
>>>>>>>> [Half of my playlist is dead people]
>>>>>>> [But have they released new music after they died?
>>>>>>> https://www.newsweek.com/jimmy-stewart-ai-calm-bedtime-story-
>> sparks
>>>>>>> - 
>>>>>> bac
>>>>>>> klash-1849596 
>>>>>>> ]
>>>>>> [Wasn't there a contraversy a while back about using holograms of
>>>>>> dead celebrities? Also the Beatles released a new single lately]
>>>>> [Don't know about holograms but I remember a GFX Bogart being used
>>>>> in a commercial some time back. The Beatles single was hardly new
>>>>> - it was recorded while they were still together (and all alive).]
>>>>>
>>>> [And never released]
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes. Any squeaks could alert someone or an attack dog.
>>>>>>>>>>> Exactly. And stele owners are notorious for having vicious
>>>>>>>>>>> attack dogs. 
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You are well-informed.
>>>>>>>>> It is vitally important to do proper research before engaging
>>>>>>>>> in stele stealing.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> We should do a practice run to make sure we are stealthy while
>>>>>>>> stealing the stele.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Definitely. We will need a sufficiently realistic stele proxy,
>>>>>>> bicycle oil, tarp and a pack of rabid dogs. Also probably night
>>>>>>> vision goggles. 
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> I have some tarps.
>>>>>
>>>>> Excellent. I might have some bicycle oil.
>>>>> Now we only need a sufficiently realistic stele proxy and a pack
>>>>> of rabid dogs. And night vision goggles.
>>>>>
>>>> Maybe Amazon has that other stuff plus 1 day delivery.
>>> Could you check, please. There is no Am*zon here...
>>>
>> You could check and order what we need and have it sent to my place.
>> 
> I tried but the silly website kept insisting that I spelled steel
> wrong and wanted to sell be work boots...
> 

You could probably use a new pair for stealing steles.
You the know the kind with steel toes.
In case the stolen stele gets dropped on your foot.