Re: 14th
BeH <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Apr 2024 14:37:30 +0200
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> The emergencies are broadcast by SMS especially when a child >>>>>>>>>>> get picked up from school by the non-custodial parent 1000 >>>>>>>>>>> miles away. >>>>>>>>>> As important as that is, it hardly qualifies as a national >>>>>>>>>> emergency. At most a regional emergency. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> They also broadcast on tv. >>>>>>>>>> Yes but that isn't going to help in the national emergency >>>>>>>>>> when all the power is down and the cellphone towers don't >>>>>>>>>> work. That's why you need to hoard batteries for the >>>>>>>>>> transistor radio. And candles. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I have a generator. >>>>>>>> Which will work for as long as you have fuel for it. (And >>>>>>>> contrary to one guy on a civil defence exercise once, you >>>>>>>> remember to regularly top up the oil for lubrication.) >>>>>>>> A national emergency sometimes takes a while. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Someone comes over once a year and does a tune up. >>>>>> Under normal conditions, yes. But will the someone be available >>>>>> during a national emergency - and if not will you be in a position >>>>>> to know this if you don't have any batteries for your transistor >>>>>> radio. >>>>> >>>>> I'm not sure I even have a transistor radio. >>>>> I can use my cellphone until the battery dies or listen in the car. >>>> >>>> The car will also only work until you run out of fuel and drain the >>>> battery. >>>> >>> >>> I can take it somewhere to refuel it which also recharges the >>> battery. >> >> If only the somewhere will have a steady and uninterrupted supply of >> fuel during a national emergency (and also people will refrain from >> hoarding it like toilet paper). >> > > People are stupid. They hoard useless stuff as demonstrated by the > pandemic. > I may have to resort to using a Tijuna credit card. A what? Are petrol station attendants more likely to accept pesos that your usual dollars? >>>>>>>>>>>> Truly. Science has come a long way since the days of Peter >>>>>>>>>>>> Wimsey. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Who? >>>>>>>>>> *sigh* Lord Peter Death Bredon Wimsey - brother of the 16th >>>>>>>>>> duke of Denver. War hero and gentleman detective. His valet >>>>>>>>>> Bunter does all the photographing and chemical analysis for >>>>>>>>>> the cases (when not doing all the valet things, of course). >>>>>>>>>> Fictional. Invented and written by Dorothy L. Sayers. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> I never read that series. >>>>>>>> They are really old and _very_ british. There is one novel where >>>>>>>> the plot revolved around campanology. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> I think Midsomer has some plots around that too. >>>>>>> Or maybe it was Father Brown. >>>>>> It was. Also is most unlikely that anything hasn't been a >>>>>> plot-point in Midsomer by now, innit. >>>>> >>>>> I think I have 1 more episode of Midsomer to watch and then I'm all >>>>> caught up. Another show running out of plots. >>>> >>>> Time for another round of Poirot, maybe? Or you could try to find >>>> 'Wire in the Blood' somewhere. Proper creepy that one. >>>> >>> >>> Never heard of that one. Will add it to the list. >> >> It's really old. Like torrent grab old. >> It was on that streaming platform I had access to for a while last >> year, so it might be around somewhere (Turner Classics or summat) >> >>> I'm watching 'The Expanse' now. >>> and 'Shetland' >> >> 'Shetland' is nice - they speak a lot of Norwegian in that. As they do >> in 'Annika' of the Scottish water police or something. Quips and >> crimes on the islands, and big holes in the forth wall. >> > > Annika is supposed to be of Norwegian descent. No surprises there. > I hate how she always talks to the camera. But nobody else want to listen to all her puns!!1! I know exactly how that feels. >>>> >>>>>>> I bet there are still some bell-ringing competitions in the UK. >>>>>> I should be most surprised if there weren't. I mean even the Vicar >>>>>> of Dibley had and episode about it, I think... >>>>>> >>>>> I didn't watch all the episodes of that one. >>>> No no no no yes you really should... >>>> >>> >>> *adds to watch list* >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [No. I dreamt we argued about brocolli] >>>>>>>>>>>> [What a stange dream. How can there be opposing views on >>>>>>>>>>>> broccoli.] >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> [I know, eh? Everyone knows that brocolli is a delicious and >>>>>>>>>>> nutritious superfood.] >>>>>>>>>> [Except for the fact that it tastes terrible and also is >>>>>>>>>> poisonous.] >>>>>>>>> [Those are not facts] >>>>>>>> [True facts. I even checked on the internet.] >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> [I checked and the internet says definitely not poisonous] >>>>>> [You probably shouldn't believe everything you read on the >>>>>> internet] >>>>>> >>>>> [Including your post. Got it! >>>>> Also, I started the latest season of Father Brown and someone died >>>>> at a spinach eating contest. Madness!] >>>> That's what happens when you trust things you read on the internet. >>>> Also >>>> is that the 2024 season? I've never actually seen anyone dying from >>>> eating spinach... >>>> >>> It is! >> >> *waits for it to get here* >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember that you would declare yourself to be right >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and award yourself points for it. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Only in situations where I was obviously right and >>>>>>>>>>>>>> deserving of points. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I don't remember things that way at all... >>>>>>>>>>>> You should probably allocate a good amount of time to >>>>>>>>>>>> research this topic on google while you still can. It will >>>>>>>>>>>> all come back to you... >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I think that google is keeping the historical stuff. They >>>>>>>>>>> will just stop archiving your rantings in February. >>>>>> I know that's what they say now. Much to the detriment of society >>>>>> at large. How will people get along without knowing my opinion on >>>>>> stuff... >>>>>> >>>>> I guess they haven't fully thought through this decision. >>>>> I used to get an email whenever someone posted to groups in my >>>>> list. Now I'm going to have to check. >>>>> They've introduced inefficiencies into the system. >>>> It probably interfered with their serving up advertising... >>>> >>>>>>>>>>> If I have time, I will do a study to see how many times you >>>>>>>>>>> awarded yourself points for no reason vs actually being >>>>>>>>>>> right. >>>>>>>>>> Oh, I can tell you that right now: never. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You forgot to award yourself points. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> The point was implied. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> It's not the same if you don't loudly declare victory and award >>>>>>> yourself the point(s). >>>>>> You almost make it sound as if I'm not one of the most modest >>>>>> people who ever posted on usenet... >>>>>> >>>>> <Merlyne runs away> >>>> >>>> *not running anywhere* >>>> >>> <Merlyne escapes safely> >> >> <if somewhat winded> >> > {wouldn't that depend on how far I ran and if there were stairs?} People who panic after making a vocal (or textual) faux pas usually run until they get winded... regardless of whether the running involves stairs. I was assuming. -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels