Re: Barbara
BeH <[email protected]> Sun, 7 Apr 2024 14:41:27 +0200
| Newsgroups | alt.acme.exploding.newsgroup |
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| Organization | Global Aardvark Preservation Society |
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On 31.03.2024 22.39, Merlyne wrote: > BeH <[email protected]> wrote in > news:[email protected]: > >> On 12.03.2024 14.30, Merlyne wrote: >>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>>> On 24.02.2024 21.56, Merlyne wrote: >>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>>> On 11.02.2024 15.49, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>> BeH <[email protected]> wrote in >>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 14.01.2024 16.02, Merlyne wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> I can eat pancakes whenever I want. >>>>>>>>>>> Try and stop me. >>>>>>>>>> Barbarism! >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> Yelling isn't going to make me stop. >>>>>>>> I'm not yelling. I'm not a great fan of yelly... >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Did you say jelly? >>>>>> >>>>>> Who? I don't know any Jenny. >>>>> >>>>> Excellent! Your hearing is going! >>>>> <mutters something> >>>> Speak up you young punk *shakes walking stick at you* >>>> >>> *stands on your lawn* >> >> Gedoff! I don't tend that lawn every month in the season just so you >> can stand around on it. Lawns are for looking at and having a nicer >> one than the neighbours. >> > > Really? > > Well, when I'm your age, I'm going to let people stand on my lawn. You say that now, but just you wait... I was a 'stand on my lawn all you want' kind of person once too. >>>>>>>>>>> What if someone works the night shift and their breakfast is >>>>>>>>>>> at the same time as other people's dinner? Pancakes cover all >>>>>>>>>>> the bases. >>>>>>>>>> Breakfast is the first meal after sleeping no matter how >>>>>>>>>> someone's 24 hour cycle is organised. That's when you want >>>>>>>>>> some high carbohydrate foodstuff to get the motor running, so >>>>>>>>>> to speak. Dinner is when the high protein food should be >>>>>>>>>> ingested to regenerate muscles while resting after a day of >>>>>>>>>> toil. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> If I have chicken and waffles for dinner, the chicken part is >>>>>>>>> protein. >>>>>>>> Yes. And the waffles are incongruent. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> Don't knock 'til you tried it... >>>>>> I've tried waffles. And chicken. They don't go together... >>>>>> >>>>> But they do! >>>> Only in the same way that pastry and guacamole goes together. >>>> >>> That is also yummy! >> >> *internal screaming* >> No Merlyne. That is not "yummy" - that is cursed and/or satanic. >> > > You say that about everything ... Not true. I only ever say it about things that are cursed and satanic. >>>>>>>>>>>>> Anyways,I don't think there are rules about what you have >>>>>>>>>>>>> to eat. >>>>>>>>>>>> There are loads of rules. Just ask your doctor. Also for >>>>>>>>>>>> example there are rules for the sequence of what you eat if >>>>>>>>>>>> it's a multi course meal. Dinner is soup - fish - poultry - >>>>>>>>>>>> steak - dessert - cheese or how many of those you wish to >>>>>>>>>>>> include. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Or waffles and chicken. >>>>>>>>>>> What does the order of food matter? >>>>>>>>>> Tradition! It's how it has always been done. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> then it's time for a change. >>>>>>>> Do you know what change leads to? Communism, that's what. And >>>>>>>> total collapse of society. Cats and dogs living together, people >>>>>>>> marrying box-turtles and women wanting to vote... >>>>>>>> Is that what you want!? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> [X] Yes >>>>>> Well then, what can I say except: onwards to the barricades. Vive >>>>>> libertĂȘ. Stuff like that. >>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's also not hot inside in the air conditioned >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> comfort. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So I'll have to bring a sweater as well? Maybe a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> cardigan in festive colours. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The kind with leather elbow patches so you look >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> scholarly. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obviously. And if at all possible also cast metal buttons >>>>>>>>>>>>>> with floral patterns. Pewter maybe. >>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I have a sweater with those. We could repurpose them. >>>>>>>>>>>> You would give up your pewter sweater buttons for me? I'm >>>>>>>>>>>> touched. >>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> Stop touching yourself. >>>>>>>>>> I wasn't. It was metaphorical touching. By your kindness and >>>>>>>>>> sacrifice. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You're lucky I'm such a nice person. >>>>>>>> Truly blessed, indeed. Did you mail the buttons? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Not yet. I should do that soon since I heard postage rates are >>>>>>> going up because nobody mails anything anymore. >>>>>> Nobody but the very rich, like banks and the gubbernment >>>>>> sometimes... Also a <100g domestic letter(B) here is 25DKK >>>>>> (~4.90CAD) for delivery within five (5) days. Next day delivery >>>>>> (A) is 35DKK (~6.85CAD). Fcsking politicians with their >>>>>> profitability requirement and selling the institution to the >>>>>> swedes... >>>>>> >>>>> Too funny! >>>>> The businesses that mail stuff out get the bulk rate which is way >>>>> cheaper like 17 cents a letter. >>>> I know. Also packets of things one buys on the internet. But >>>> returning something is the 'standard' postage. >>>> >>> Plus the 'restocking' fee. >> Why would they need restocking if they get their stuff back? That >> makes no sense... >> > > Exactly! > And yet they charge it all the same... Sounds like a scam to me. >>>>>>>>>>> Can't you buy ice cream at the grocery store there? >>>>>>>>>> Yes, but I think that's just left-over stock from summer. The >>>>>>>>>> Ice cream stalls with the freshly baked waffle cones and the >>>>>>>>>> extensive selection of ice cream flavours for scooping close >>>>>>>>>> for winter, I'm pretty sure. It might have changed nowadays >>>>>>>>>> what with all the foreign tourists and their strange dietary >>>>>>>>>> habits. >>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> I'll have you know I'm very open-minded about food. I once ate a >>>>>>>> plateful of calamari. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> Yuck! >>>>>> >>>>>> You need to be more open-minded about food. >>>>>> >>>>> I will be if you will be. >>>>> Also. I have a fish and seafood allergy. >>>> >>>> You have an excuse for everything. >>> >>> It's also about chosing not to die. >> >> There's that too I suppose. >> > -- BeH "No nation can be free if it opresses other nations" - F. Engels