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anonymous Other September 18, 2020 at 4:32 pm 1 0
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If Mr. Dann is terrified of paper spitting out of his fax machine what is he going to do when he is sent to prison to serve time in a cell with some guy that is a foot taller than him, weighs 200 pounds more than him, and has a tattoo on his 16" penis that reads: I eat RED meat for breakfast!
Just imagine what the Blackburn studios were like during the "war"? Did they all hit the floor when the fax machine bell rang? "INCOMING FAX... TAKE COVER!"
I wonder if Mr. Dann called in the Canadian Association of Broadcasters Fax Disposal Team to deal with the problem? He probably did, right? The CAB Fax Disposal Team shows up all decked out in their protective gear with their remote operated robot that they send in to retrieve and disarm the fax. I can just imagine the panic that must have set in. One of the trained experts probably pulled a sheet of paper from the fax machine and looked at his colleagues in horror as he said, "I've never seen a fax like this before. We're not dealing with an amateur here, this page has words on it."
I wish I had been there just to see the horror on their faces! They probably called in the National Guard too to show them the word OZZY written on the page. One National Guardsmen (Yeah, I know, the National Guard is American and not Canadian... But Blackburn would have made a song request an international incident because that's just the kind of people they are) Anyway, one National Guardsmen turns to the other and says, "It says OZZY. What do you think it means?" Another National Guardsmen replies, "I don't know. We'd better call in CSIS and the NSA to have this checked out. It could mean anything. We'd better not take any chances!"
LMFAO!
You're fucking pathetic, Blackburn! You're fucking pathetic!
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