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KevinB103
Most accurate description of religion
6 years ago
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Martruta
"Hey, i love a fictitious creature!" "Me too!" "Now, lets kill ourselves without any reason." "Seems good!"  ~ Middle East conflicts in a nutshell
5 years ago
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Cameron Woods
Did you know that when Noah was alive there was so much corruption among the people that God himself had to kill everyone, save Noah and his faithful family. When those people were wiped from Earth God, in his infinite compassion, then gave us the rainbow as a promise that he would never flood the Earth. And since then people have run rampant with blasphemy and insanity. Read the King James Bible and see how everything matches with the historic time line we are taught in school. Do you believe it's a Coincidence that the prophet Daniel predicted through a vision from God that Babylon would fall to the Persians and Meads. And that the Persains would conquer the Meads only to fail to Greece? Daniel specifically said names, like Alexander of Macedonia. Explain that please.

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5 years ago


SpaniardChris
@Cameron Woods Do you seriously believe EVERYONE died, wait, do you seriously believe a guy got EVERY FUCKING SPECIES on a boat?

OH MY GOD

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5 years ago
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Jay
@Cameron Woods there is no actual proof that the whole world was ever flooded. However there is proof of  a significant flood in the middle east where the whole Noah thing is suppose to take place. Also, the bible has been altered throughout the ages, so today it looks like they predicted the future, but in reality, they did not, and instead the text was altered to convinced people to join christianity
5 years ago
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Dre Zee
@Cameron Woods "God, in his infinite compassion, then gave us the rainbow as a promise that he would never flood the Earth"


So he gave us fiery meteors and blood red moon as a promise to burn us all to death.
5 years ago
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Mark Antony
Absolute horseshit
5 years ago
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Toothless
@Cameron Woods We know you're trolling, nobody can be that stupid. I've read the King James bible. It just confirmed my atheism
5 years ago
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Taiana Duncan
Cameron Woods can I just say that that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard. In all seriousness who can believe that?
3 years ago
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Julian Rubis
Noah's arc never happened i just thought it was a story that jesus told
3 years ago
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Stephen Roney
Unless of course, Noah and his family were aliens and the Ark was a spaceship, and the animals were DNA samples?  Hey, I think I'll start my own religion?...hold on, I can't. I'm not corrupt, I'm not a thief, I'm not a liar and I'm not a dirty bastard. But maybe the Ark was a alien space ship full of DNA? ....lol.....doh doh doh doh,  we.are entering the Twilight Zone.

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2 years ago
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Jamie1200
Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.
6 years ago
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AmosTheTalented
This clip plays through my head every time someone tells me they're religious.
4 years ago
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Samir
The clip is funny, but people absolutely did not "get along" before the abrahamic religions.
5 months ago
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promoter432
Why is everybody arguing? It was meant to be a simple joke to be laughed at. So laugh, and move on.
6 years ago
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Bernardo Gonzalez
so family guy has shown irony, satire and dark humor like south park and the Simpsons, yet they won no awards...
3 years ago
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Soulsphere001
Probably because it's been done before. I think you generally only get one of those awards for something more unique (but I could be completely wrong).
2 years ago
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Dark Zhiro
They just aren't as clever with the jokes as others.
1 year ago
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DemZ
its because the awards event are run by liberal sjw and political correct nerds
6 months ago


Evilord of the Internet
DemZ Then how the fuck did South Park get awards. They had entire season and recurring character mocking SJW’s all the time.
2 months ago


Macrons
Don't be ridiculous. FG doesn't even come close to those shows. I can show all three and won't win any awards. The difference is i'm not a show with stale, lifeless, repetitive animations which explains its jokes outright rather than expressing them subtly and humorously. Family guy was funny for a few of the first seasons, although it was always a cheap laugh. Then it just kept going downhill to the point where i'd rather watch a horse taking a shit over the new seasons.
2 months ago


NeedForMadSkills
Yup, this pretty much sums it up.
4 years ago
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newnumide
that escalated quickly.
4 years ago
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Wolfen_ M2
This is also YouTube Comments in a nutshell
3 years ago
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Moltik
I don't care what people believe, I don't believe in god, the only thing that matters is the fact that I laughed!
4 years ago
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Ariadne404
Guy 1:  I like you and have no reason not to.
Guy 2:  I like you and have no reason not to.
Guy 3:  Hey, did you hear about this pokemon that looks like ice cream?

All three of them start stabbing each other to death.
5 years ago
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Moustachehilarity
HAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS WASN'T FUNNY UNTIL IT WAS WRITTEN!
5 years ago
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Corbin Williams
If you actually read what he put he changed it... God, some people are so stupid.
5 years ago
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Moustachehilarity
You got me there. I forgot I could read. Genius.
5 years ago


Cnw#8701
It was like that even BEFORE he was born! Lol
4 years ago
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I'm The Goddamn Once-ler
GUY 1: I like you and have no reason not to.
GUY 2: I like you and have no reason not to.
GUY 3: Hey, did you hear Donald Trump is running for president?
ALL THREE: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! (stab, stab, stab)
3 years ago
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Stephen King
Then wouldn't they be stabbing HIM?
3 years ago
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Soulsphere001
Actually, wouldn't they be using guns?
2 years ago
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Dildo schwaggins
4 more years bud. You shoulda done  all three; spontaneously grow man-ginas and cry about first problems
6 months ago

Dildo schwaggins
4 more years bud. You shoulda done  all three; spontaneously grow man-ginas and cry about first problems
6 months ago

AndroidDoctorr
Just what Putin wanted
3 weeks ago


Owen S
I love how the comments section is just the the IRL version of this😂
9 months ago
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caveman Versace
Shit, I never thought I could've summed up western religion as good as this.  Makes me laugh and cry at the same time for different reasons.  Love Family guy
6 years ago
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Raven Brown
Course the slight inconsistency with this is religion existed long before Christianity (Contrary to what a lot of Christians seem to think. <. <) Still funny though and sums up religion.
5 years ago
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pidoos pidu
Hero is the middle fanatic man balled. He took on two fanatic man single hand
1 year ago
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biraj dai
Man 1 to Man2" i like you and have no reasons not to"

Man 2 to man 1 "I like you and have no reasons not to"

Man3 to man 1 and man 2 " Hey did you hear about that magic baby who was born in Bethlahem"?


Man1 : 2: 3= aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaachugaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa all dead!

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2 years ago
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Captain Totes
Seth Macfarlane is an athiest
6 years ago
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Puffthecarrier1
American politics in 18 seconds.
8 months ago
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