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 Donal Trump loves it when he is all points belted down and locked, and when that crotch strap is strung between his legs, locked, and tightened hard then locked into that adjustment, it just blows his mind and sends him into an utter state of bliss. knowing that everything is key locked into place makes him feel all warm, fuzzy, and secure. 
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 It all started when Donald Trump was buckled into a regular lap belt. He became horny as a hare, and he became frozen, feeling like his face had took the form of a rabbit. But soon, he wanted more.

Then came the harness, the crotch strap, the buckle close to his chin for the harness straps, the wrist restraints, the leg restraints, the neck collar with chain to the rest of the restraint system. Then the key locks on all the buckles, and finally the ball gag and black hood to prevent all sight.

Trump just loves seatbelts! 
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 Little Trump's parents needed some snuggle time, so the father
dragged little Donnie Trumparoo up into his bedroom, closed the heavy door which swings outward to keep Trumpie from popping the hinges , and secured the 3 deadbolts 
that require a key on both sides, then he slid the 2 big, heavy slide latches
into place, and secured them with padlocks, before closing the outer iron door over it, which is hinged opposite in respect to the inner door, and double locking it from the outside.

Big Mr and Ms Trump spent the night giggling, watching old movies, getting drunk, and whispering little "Mein Kampf" passages into each others' ears. 
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