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 Some creepy man who looks like the cartoon character Mr Magoo looked at my underwear. I demand that the Pentagon gets involved in this! 
 anonymous  Other  September 29, 2020 at 4:19 pm  2  0
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If I don't get justice I'm going to get really creepy. 

Me: Cigarettes please.

Cashier: Here you go that will be $15.00.

Me: No complimentary pussy flash? The customer is always right.

Cashier: No sir, we don't do that here.

Me: Money talks, lady, show me your fucking pussy before I call the cops!
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Uh oh, Mr Magoo is peeking at the underwhere on YOU!
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