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 When the Blackburn radio guy who's been bothering me gets arrested I want him to be put in the following

Leg irons
Hand cuffs
Waist chains with "blue box"
Steel collar, locked, with big "O" ring
Leash locked to "O" ring
Ball gag

And I want videos, lots and lots of videos, so I can watch this at night for my viewing pleasure. I'll also need several rolls of toilet paper too!
 anonymous  Other  September 29, 2020 at 4:28 pm  3  0
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"When the Blackburn radio guy who's been bothering me gets arrested I want him to be put in the following"

I haven't been bothering anyone. Starting tomorrow though I'm going to be bothering the chief of police. The only way to get answers in this town is to be a pest.
 anonymous  4 hours ago
When I am arrested I want to be put in

Leg irons
Hand cuffs
Waist chains with "blue box"
Steel collar, locked, with big "O" ring
Leash locked to "O" ring
Ball gag

And I want a big burly officer to pull me on the neck leash everywhere I have to go and always lock it to rails and everything throughout the police station, jail, and courthouse. And I hope he shackles me to the jail cell wall with only a couple feet of towing chain lead. This is so I know I am secure and I won't rack up any infractions which may increase my time.
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