Charlie does not let Lisa near those scary ultra loud crinkly biodegradeable Sun Chips bags.

https://m.slashdot.org/story/376672

Re: Just install Windows 10 on it. (+1)
Tablizer 4 hours ago
Makes nukes look tame
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Cringe (+1)
Tablizer 5 hours ago
Most painful title ever
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Pen Test Partners (+4, Funny)
mspohr 5 hours ago
We should all take note that this exploit was found by Pen Test Partners... exploring new avenues for Penetration Testing.
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Re: Pen Test Partners (+1)
thegarbz 4 hours ago
We should all take note that this exploit was found by Pen Test Partners... exploring new avenues for Penetration Testing.
Ironically telling people how to lock away others so they are no longer capable of penetrating anything.
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Save time. 
Anonymous Coward 4 hours ago
If you're the kind of pervert who puts one of these things on voluntarily, just go ahead and off yourself. Nobody needs you.
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Re: Save time. (+1)
Pascoea 3 hours ago
Yeah, and let's get rid of all those other sodomites while were at it! Sex should only be between a husband and wife, and don't think of having sex for anything other than procreation! Hope your wife enjoys her 30 seconds of boring missionary sex.
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Hammer/Rock/Blunt Trauma Escape Plan (+1)
brian.stinar 4 hours ago
This "chastity belt" is a novelty - not any sort of effective lock. I am willing to bet I could escape from one of these in 5 minutes with a rock, and very low likelihood of damaging myself.
I am not willing to spend $69.59 on eBay (new) or $149.39 on Amazon (also new) to test this theory and become internet-famous.
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Re: Hammer/Rock/Blunt Trauma Escape Plan 
Anonymous Coward 4 hours ago
USED on E-Bay? Um.. No way in a very hot place I'd even consider putting anything on or near my junk that was sourced from E-Bay used. Even if it was to prove it was easy to defeat..
Furhter, I'm not about to watch some Slashdot inspired geek type doing possible harm to HIS junk trying to prove some toy isn't really secure..
So knonck yourself out man.. Just leave me out of it.
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Re: Hammer/Rock/Blunt Trauma Escape Plan (+1)
Pascoea 3 hours ago
I am willing to bet I could escape from one of these in 5 minutes with a rock
 You're a braver man than I.
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Re: Hammer/Rock/Blunt Trauma Escape Plan (+1)
Tablizer 2 hours ago
I invented the opposite: the Promiscuity Belt. Beta test isn't working so well, despite being set to 11.
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Re: Hammer/Rock/Blunt Trauma Escape Plan 
Anonymous Coward an hour ago
They do make ones that are much more.. effective. Usually involving metal and a Prince Albert piercing.
That said, yeah, even those are not going to hold up to the (careful) application of basic tools you'd find in a garage. End of the day it is just a prop. The real magic is going on in your head.
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Cant Touch this (+1)
smylingsam 4 hours ago
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we livin' and ya know (You can't touch this)
Look in my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
P.S. Someone had to say it ....
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The obvious reaction (+3, Funny)
cpt kangarooski 4 hours ago
Hacking that sounds like a real dick move.
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Re: The obvious reaction 
Anonymous Coward 4 hours ago
Hacking that sounds like a real dick move.
Actually, quite the opposite Ain't nothing moving...
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That was a close one (+1)
Impy the Impiuos Imp 4 hours ago
Qiui's Cellmate Chastity Cage
Holy shit! I almost searched for that on Google just to see what it was.
Last thing I need are oddball sex toy ads popping up on every site I go to.
It's bad enough they probably have all my IDs tied together from other data mining and will be adding it anyway just because I posted in this thread.
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Re: That was a close one 
Anonymous Coward 3 hours ago
Ah, you are married too... No need for this device in our condition eh? She's already got ya in the lock box..
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Sometimes ... (+3, Funny)
nospam007 3 hours ago
...the jokes write themselves.
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Guangdong (+1)
Hognoxious 3 hours ago
Guangdong. Huh huh huh. Heh heh heh.
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I'm way too sheltered. (+1)
labnet 3 hours ago
I first though Huh? then How? then Why? ... back to my safe bubble...
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Locked in (+1)
t4eXanadu 3 hours ago
I wonder if some of the wearers of this device wouldn't necessarily mind it. That's really giving up control.
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Luckily most customers are OK with pain. (+1)
gurps_npc 2 hours ago
They really are not all that concerned that if it is hacked, their will be some significant pain involved in removing the hacked device.
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A few days late for Locktober (+1)
davester1026 an hour ago
They should have posted their results before Locktober began. There may be a few guys in lockup for longer than they had thought they'd be....
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Now I've heard everything (+1)
Malays2 bowman 3 minutes ago
A device to lock down a man's ding dong with a path to the internet?
Sure! There is no way this could go wrong...