Mayor McCheese

  Brownsville's mayor "Michael O'Reiley has had enough, and has ordered that the house be demolished after the police wrap up their investigation.

 -WJJC viewer 

 "Wow! Mayor McCheese is going to take action on this house? Well la-dee-dah! Brownsville has really gone to shit ever scince he was elected 2 years ago, and now Cheesy wants to save his political career by pulling this publicity stunt, in the face of the ever increasing crowd of protestors who want him impeached. 

 Flakka use in Brownsville has exploded scince Cheesy first sat his stinky ass down inside city hall, and he has been stinking up the place ever scince. Good, descent people are fleeing Brownsville thanks to him, and his incompentency. In their place, all of the loony toons from Bentonville are rolling right on in.

 I wish the ghost would do us all a favor and take Cheesy out. But scince she is out for vengance, I bet she will ensure that we will be stuck with Cheesy as mayor for the rest of eternity.

 Come right on down to Brownsville if you enjoy the overpowering stench of limburger!