Urinating in your pants admittance worksheet

 Self Urination Reasoning and Admittance worksheet v.1

 Put an "X" in all boxes that apply


 I pee my pants
[_] At least once every year
[_] At least once every month
[_] At least once every day
[_] At least once every hour
[_] At least once every minute

I pee my pants because

[_] I am too lazy to go to the toilet
[_] Medical problem
[_] fetish
[_] I get overly excited about stuff
[_] Apathy regarding personal hygiene

And the undergarments I wear are

[_] Diapers
[_] Duck taping my pee hole shut
[_] None, pee should always flow free

 If you pee your self voluntarily:

[_] Because I am afraid the government will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] I'm afraid the Reptillians will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] I'm afraid the Illuminati will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] I'm afraid Pennywise will snatch my DNA and use it to create an evil clone of me
[_] I'm afraid space aliens will snatch my DNA from the sewer pipe
[_] All of the above.