Trump Thump

A PEEK INTO TRUMP S PRISON CELL


A PEEK INTO TRUMP S PRISON CELL
 "This asshole tried flushing documents WHILE IN OFFICE"

A day in the life of Trump's future

(Trump begins kicking the door to his prison cell)

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

(kicking stops for a moment, yelling commences)

"FUCK YOU PIGS! I WILL KILL MYSELF! YA HEAR? I'M CUTTING MYSELF NOW!" (repeated with variations)

(guards ignore his bluff, a few more door kicks)

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

(Trump stops, gets the "brilliant" idea of flooding his cell to get the guards to rush in)

(Prison issue jumpsuit goes into the toilet, then Trump repeatedly pushes the button)

::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::
::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::
::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::
::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::
::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::
::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::::FLUSH::

(cell is flooded with brackish, stinky water, loaded with human waste which then seeps out into the hallway)

CERT/CRT/SRT/PET (or whatever ADX Florence calls their cell rush team) is on it's way

(CERT rushes in, beats up Trump with batons, mace, electric shock shields, baseball bat, etc...)

"QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTINGQUITRESISTING
QUITRESISTING" (to cover up the vigilante justice being meted out as body cameras record)

(Trump is hauled into "mental health", qwack on duty does a quick 'evaluation')

(Trump is hauled to the 'observation cell', stripped naked, and cuffed spread eagled to a concrete bed. He spends hours or days strapped down like that) 
 anonymous  Other  February 10, 2022 at 6:56 pm  0  0
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