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HOW I GOT TO ZAMP THIS MORNING
  The Zamp troops came, handcuffed me, and took me to Zamp which is a combination military boot camp, cram school, slave factory, and prison. I had to change out of all of my street clothes and put on the super uncomfortable all wool Zamp uniform …

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CAUTION ZAMPFLEET ROLLS OUT TOMORROW
  Tomorrow, Zampfleet will be rounding up all kids between ages 5-17 and taking them to Zamp which is a maximum security prison, cram school, and military boot camp all rolled into one. Zampfleet has the might of the US military, so you cannot resist …

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WARNING ZAMP FLEET ROLLS IN 1 WEEK
  The Zamp Troops are readying every military vehicle imaginable to force kids ages 5 to 17 to go to Zamp. Named "Zampfleet", it is made up of this as well as prison buses to ensure kids are taken to the prison military cram school which is …

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DANGER ZAMP SEASON IS STARTING 2 WEEKS
  In a little over 2 weeks, the Zamp Troops will be fanning out all over the US in tanks, jeeps, fighter planes, helicopter gunships, aircraft carriers, navy destroyers, stealth bombers, and armored cars to ensure kids between the ages of 5 and 17 are …

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CAUTION THE ZAMP TROOPS ARE PREPARING
  Due to regular schools not opening because of Covid, the Zamp troops are rounding up all 5 to 17 year olds to take them to Zamp. Zamp is an ultra cram school, military school, and ultra-max prison all in one. They will be forced to wear super …

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CAUTION THE ZAMP TROOPS ARE MARCHING TOMORROW
  WARNING: There are Zamp evaders still in the loose, and tomorrow the Zamp troops will be rounding them up. Zamp is a combination cram school and military prison boot camp. Any attempts to resist Zamp or to harbor Zamp evaders will …

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DANGER ZAMP EVASION IS A FELONY
  Caution: The Zamp troops are going to be going across the country in two days to round up a fresh batch of Zamponers between the ages of 4 and 18 to lock them up in Zamp. Zamp is a combination cram school and military boot camp prison. Due to …

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RUH ROH
  RUH ROH! The Zamp Evader Amnesty time period has ran out, and not all of the Zamp evaders have turned themselves in! The Zamp Troops are aggressively hunting down Zamp evaders, and there is no where to run, not even the moon. Those kids who are 18 …

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ZAMP WARNING
  Zamp started a week ago, and most kids are now locked down in Zamp. Zamp is a combination cram, reform, and military school. However, there are still several Zamp evaders on the lam. The Zamp Troops are hunting them down in tanks, jeeps, fighter …

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ZAMP ALERT
   This is a warning that the Zamp troops will soon be rounding up all kids 18 years old and under so they can be locked up in Zamp until they are 21. Zamp is a combination reform, military, and ultra cram school. There is no escaping Zamp, as the …

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THE ZAMP BOOTS ARE ON THE GROUND
  ...and the Zamp Troops have been marching around all day locking kids 5 to 17 into the prison buses and taking them to the Zamp fortresses, which is a combination ultra maximum security prison and super cram school. ________ |.zamp …

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CAUTION THE ZAMP YEAR IS STARTING
  Tomorrow, the Zamp Troops will be on the march, rounding up all kids ages 5 to 18 into prison busses, and taking them to Zamp, which is combination high security prison and ultra cram school. The Zamp Troops have big guns, tanks, jeeps, fighter …

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DANGER RESISTING THE ZAMP TROOPS IS A FELONY
   In just a couple of days, the Zamp Troops will be all over the United States with a massive fleet of prison buses to lock all kids from 5 to 17 into Zamp fortresses. Zamp is a combination of prison and ultra cram school. Resisting the Zamp …

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CAUTION RESISTING THE ZAMP TROOPS IS A FELONY
   In less than 2 weeks, the Zamp Troops will be fanning out all over the United States in tanks, jeeps, Humvees, fighter planes, and helicopter gunships to round up all kids between 5 and 18 in order to lock them into Zamp. Zamp is a combination …

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BUILD THE ZAMPS
  We need to start building Zamps, which are a combination of prison and cram school, and lock all kids in there till they are 18. It will cut down on all of the shit adults have to deal with,

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THE ZAMP TROOPS ARE ABOUT TO MARCH
  The kids are about to be rounded up, and locked inside Zamp, the ultra cram school and prison.

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ZIMP
  Zimp is the baby/toddler version of Zamp, and selected parts of the country will have Zamp Troops taking newborns to 4 years of age to Zimp in a few years

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THE DANGERS OF EVADING ZAMP
  - Life in prison - all of your assetts seized to help fund Zamp - your family becomming societal pariahs - ending up in the Zamp Evaders database - a curse put on all first borns for generations to come

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WARNING DO NOT EVADE ZAMP
  Very soon the Zamp Troops will be marching throughout the country to round up all 5 - 17 year olds, and lock them up in Zamp which is an ultra cram school and prison. /_DO NOT EVADE THEM_\ Zamp evasion is a FEDERAL OFFENCE, and you will get …

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DANGER EVADING ZAMP IS A FEDERAL CRIME
  If you are of ages 5 - 17, you must surrender to the Zamp Troops, who will come and take you to Zamp in a prison bus. Zamp is an ultra cram-school prison. Do not resist or evade the Zamp Troops, as they have guns, tanks, fighter jets, and ships …

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ADVISORY THE ZAMP YEAR IS STARTING
  The Zamp year is about to begin! All kids from 5 to 17 are going to be rounded up by the Zamp Troops and be taken to Zamp in prison busses. All Zamp evaders will face extreme penalties.

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CAUTION THE ZAMP TROOPS ARE COMING
  Another round of Zamp roundups are about to begin. If you think you are going to your regular school this year, think again. You are going to Zamp, which is a combination of prison and super cram school, and you will have to wear a super …

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ZAMP
  I've been working at this Zamp for 5 years, and it's nice to see the tykes locked up in here instead of causing trouble on the streets. The super heavy and uncomfortable all wool uniforms, super cram school curriculum, and ultra heavy handed …

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THE ZAMP TROOPS ARE COMING
  Another round of Zamp roundups are about to begin. If you think you are going to your regular school this year, think again. You are going to Zamp, which is a combination of prison and super cram school, and you will have to wear a super …

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