A weirdle

Lardy Girl <[email protected]> 30 Jul 2024 08:55:46 +0100 (BST)
Newsgroups alt.anagrams
Organization SGO
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     Firstly, the Anna's News Clippings item, for background:
A Lebanon, Missouri, man noticed that his Mountain Dew tasted odd, but
he drank the entire two litres anyway and shrugged off the illness that
followed.  A few weeks later, he was able to correlate the odd taste,
diarrhoea, and vomiting with the Mountain Dew in his garage, so he
trained a video camera on the fridge there.  Now his wife, Michelle Y.
Peters, faces charges of first-degree domestic assault and armed
criminal action for repeatedly augmenting his soda with insecticide
and 'a chemical in the basement', Roundup weed-killer.
   Peters told the authorities that she had grown upset because she'd
'thrown him a 50th birthday party and he was not appreciative', adding
that she 'should have just divorced' the selfish man.  

     And here's the anagram:
Michelle Peters = Smell the recipe...


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