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  Try out, e.g., peril, scars, & tears ~ at Restore Plastic Surgery.

And now I'll give you some background:
Hllary Brown enjoyed helping husband Ben by practising medicine
without a licence at his facility in Gulf Breeze, Florida.  She also
enjoyed his attention on the operating table there - until she didn't.
Recently, the IV bags she'd prepared for herself ran dry while she was
receiving liposuction, lip injections, ear adjustments, and other
tweaks, so Ben began injecting undiluted lidocaine.  Then Hillary
reported 'seeing orange', so he opted to focus on the area around the
other eye instead.  She then stated that she might be experiencing an
overdose, suffered a seizure, and died. 
  Ben, 41, is charged with manslaughter by culpable negligence, and a
parallel state investigation has uncovered such issues as him
providing 'unwanted Brazilian butt lifts' in conjunction with
scheduled procedures.  Restore Plastic Surgery has closed its doors.
    

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