Three sets of weird-o-grams

Thanks to 12 hours of narcotics training, Los Angeles SWAT-team leader 
Kenneth Franco knew that drawing far more electricity than surrounding
shops points to a cannabis 'grow op'.  So he obtained a warrant to
storm Noho Diagnostic Center, whose MRI field snagged a signage-immune
cop's dangling rifle.  The ensuing unilateral choice to press the big
red button initiated a rapid superconductivity loss that freed the LAPD
service weapon but also 2,000 L of helium gas.  This lawsuit-sparking
incident left the MRI office with a magazine full of cartridges on the
floor and an extensively damaged imaging machine. 

  Noho Diagnostic Center = Sore technician: "Don't go-  !*@#!"
  Noho Diagnostic Center = "Disconnection? Oh, great."
  I got no resonance. Ditch ~ Noho Diagnostic Center!
  Noho Diagnostic Center = A Seething Doctor Inc., no?
  Noho Diagnostic Center ~ do no resonating. Hectic...
	  

With much fanfare, retired Anglican priest Andrew Wagstaff, 69,
returned to Antwerp for the papal visit earlier this month.  These
celebrations were cut short, however, by his celebrations at an area
rectory, in Kalmthout: he collapsed after drug-enhanced sex with
another sixty-something priest.  After summoning the emergency services,
the latter pastor was arrested on charges of drugs trafficking
that ultimately resulted in death.  Autopsy results remain pending.  

  Fag saw & wanted Fr. ~ Andrew Wagstaff.
  Rev. Andrew Wagstaff = Daft Fr. waves wanger
  Rev. Andrew Wagstaff = Daft.  Wanger vs. wafer...


A Dusseldorf-region man's encounter with a school building's cactus
plant served as a wake-up call for the mayor of Plettenberg.  While
the city council stated that privacy concerns preclude revealing the
nature of the man's injury, which required medical attention, they
also stated that 'what was an injury to the adult man's arm could
easily have been a serious injury to the face for a small child in the
same place'.  Mayor Ulrich Schulte has declared that 'official and
private cacti (Cactaceae) alike must be removed from all municipal
buildings immediately', from schools to council desks. 

  Mayor Ulrich Schulte = I'm holy cactus-hurler



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