F1 anagrams

Lardy Girl <[email protected]> 22 Apr 2025 12:25:10 +0100 (BST)
Newsgroups rec.autos.sport.f1,alt.anagrams
Organization SGO
Message-ID <gYv*[email protected]>
(Followups set to alt.anagrams)

In a fit of semi-randomness, I found the following silly anagram,
which I figure might amuse some denizens of rasf1 and alt.anagrams:
    Lewis Hamilton =  I'm natsi? Oh, well.
    
The upside-down spelling meshes with the idea that upside-down 44 = HH.
But fear not - the traditional spelling and F1 drivers with other car
numbers aren't left out:
    Carlos Sainz = Crass ol' Nazi
    
I seem to have a knack for finding negativity in most names I examine:
    George W. Russell = Legs urge "Slower!"
    Liam Lawson = Slow animal
    Oscar Piastri = "I is sorta crap."
    Alexander Albon = A bland one. Relax.
    Gabriel Bortoleto = Tolerable bigot or...?
The letters are especially unkind to Stroll:
    Lance Strulovitch = Churl acts violent

For balance, and for anyone convinced that the letters don't lie,
a little positivity is available, though:
    Andrea Kimi Antonelli = Neat kid! Earn a million!
    Got reliable robot:  Gabriel Bortoleto
      (another option:   Or able, legit robot )
    Liam Lawson:  Aim: no walls!  
    Let victors launch! = Lance Strulovitch 

The mixed bag contains some way-off-track excursions too:
    Kimi Antonelli = On limit, in lake.
    Liam Lawson ~ is all woman.
Perhaps he's not the only female on the grid; look closely at Stroll:
    Lance Strulovitch = Cunt & overalls itch!

Before I quit torturing you, I must report that the teams aren't
immune from my attention: 
     Aston Martin = A titan's norm.
     Kick Sauber = Er, ask Buick...?

Anybody masochistic enough to want more (of slightly higher quality
overall, I hope), can visit http://theanna.org/grams/lardbucket/f1.html
- which I'll update soon with any of the goofiness above that grabs
at least a grin from someone.


LG
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